phalangitis

The lingering life infection sustained from going down on a vitriolic cunt too early in the piece

Jonny wished he had thrown a few mentos down the shoot before plunging his face and future into the vitriole. We dont see Jonny anymore, phalangitis has him by the balls

by Senator Palpatations May 24, 2018

Phalange

Highly effective fictitious surname. See also: Regine Phalang' and Princess Conzuelo Banana Hammock.

eg. Regina Phalange

by Regina PhalangeSee?! It works! December 5, 2012

phalange

A phalange is something that is in or on the outside of a plane, the left one is more commonly wrong or broken, as phoebe buffay says. Anyway, the point is, if your friends calls you and tells you to get off of a plane because there is something wrong with the left OR right phalange, then Id suggest that you'd listen to them. It could save your relationship. This word can also be used as Dr. Phalange, or Regina Phalange. Regina Phalange is typically a business women in town on business. This word means NOTHING other than these examples! :)THIS IS A FRIENDS TV SHOW THING, IF YOU DONT GET IT, MOVE ALONG, PLEASE!

Phoebe - "THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE LEFT PHALANGE!!!!!!!"
Phoebe - "Uh, hello, this is Ross Geller's personal physician, Dr. Phalange.
Phoebe - "Hello, Im Regina Phalange. PHALANGE!"

by nightcrawlies May 5, 2020

Phalange

A very important part of an airplane. A brain doctor, or a businesswoman (who was in Conference Room B)
REAL DEFINITION:- Phalanges are the bones at the tip of our fingers (probably why Phoebe knew it). It can also mean troops moving in a synchronized manner, like a single unit.

Phoebe Buffay: Hello, my name is Regina Phalange. I'm a businesswoman in town on business.
Random person with glasses: Oh my god! This plane doesn't even have a phalange!

Sane Person: I think I broke a phalange!

by littleharmonica January 3, 2021

Phalange

Phalange is the upper class synonym of bussin.
What you would say if something was really good.

tay- i didnt know yo mama could cook this good!

jj- yea her food is so phalange

by frasey July 25, 2021

phalange

The derogative name for a vagina or pussy.

"Eurgh Rachel you have some crusty phalange. Put that shit away man"

by Will Parkinson January 25, 2008

phalange

a word used by tongans to describe non polynesians. the word could be used as a derogatory term when adressing non tongans.

is alifeleti tongan?

yeah she is, but her mom is phalange

ooh ok. at least shes half gang

by oofman42069 October 11, 2017