Pristiano Penaldo

A certain portuguese fraud who luckily became a professional football player. He is best known for scoring all of his goals from penalty kicks only and ghosting rest of the game.

Hey did you see pristiano penaldo ghosted again vs Milan last night?

by BallKnowledgeGOD March 9, 2021

Penagina

A way of presenting half penis half vagina in a combined manner.

Damn boiii you got one hell of a penagina going there eh!!

by Confusedhelpful June 14, 2016

Parnate

Parnate is a drug that is an MAOI (MAO Inhibitor, MonoAmineOxidase-Inhibitor). The dose range is 30mg to 60mg daily (in divided doses. The starting dose is 10mg to 30mg a day. Parnate inhibits the breakdown of Dopamine, norepinephrine,, and Epinephrine (Adrenaline). In addition, parnate releases dopamine and norepinephrine, making it 1/10 the strength of amphetamine. Parnate is also called tranylcypromine

Tony: I'm taking 30mg of Parnate daily and I'm energized.

by CognitiveFuel July 13, 2023

de la Pena

probably one of the coolest last names anyone could ever have. you could never FUCK with a de la Pena, they'll kick your ass in a heartbeat(:

You know that de la Pena girl.? i wouldn't fuck with her if i was you, she's a bad ass bitchhhh.!

by delapenaaaa(: January 19, 2009

carlos pena

cute, adorable, dog lover, sweetest guy you'll ever meet, deserves an amazing girl, will always treat her right, loves his family, great snow boarder, all-around perfect guy, loving dork, cute, sweet,

me: do you know who carlos pena is?
you: oh you mean like the most amazing guy to come into my life?
me: yeah he's a real sweet heart

by amelialuv January 2, 2012

Pussiano Penaldo

Pussiano Penaldo, a. k. a. Pristiano Penaldo, is a fatherless tap-in merchant, who has the same amount of world cups as fathers. He is called that way, because he is a pussy and so never has done a dribble. At nights he is shitting his pants and crying with his Penaldogs in a corner only because of imagining what would have happened if he had tried doing a step over and getting destroyed by any average defender. His main hobby is feeding his little under 12 year old fanbabys, also known as Penaldogs with dogshit

"Daddy what do you call a tap-in merchant, who has no father and the same amount of dead children as the GOAT of soccer Lionel Andres Messi Cuccitinni has as World Cup Titles?"

"Oh, Jimmy, that must be Pussiano Penaldo"

by ItzAri July 29, 2023

de la Pena

Means "of the rock" in english. Common surname of Spanish/Mexican/Filipino races. This is one of the most awesome last names someone could have. People with these surnames have determination and obligation to have respect for themselves and other people.

Him: That pretty lady have a nice aspect in life. She's someone to be respected.
Him2: Of course, she's from the clan of de la Pena's.

by mishikawanies November 7, 2011