bomb pearl harbor

To take a humangous dump that will smell for hours after the fact.

Sorry, you can't go in the bathroom. I had to corner it off because Jim just bombed pearl harbor.

by Hawaii Person May 21, 2004

German Pearl Harbor Moment

This is reference to John Belushi in Animal House. When he was in the middle of an inspirational speech, he asked the rhetorical question: "Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" When questioned, Otter said: "He's on a roll, just let him go".

(When someone attempts to interrupt you) "Hey, just let me finish, I'm having a 'German Pearl Harbor Moment'"

by MNMustangfreak September 13, 2009

Pink Eye Pearl Harbor

The Pink Eye Pearl Harbor is most easily described as a sneak attack.

A Pink Eye Pearl Harbor is when you sneak into a friend, sibling, or roommates room while they are sleeping, bend over, spread your cheeks' and let er rip right in the face of the unaware sleeper.

When the unlucky bastard with shitty friends wakes up he will have a face full of fecal matter and a beginners case of the dreaded Pink Eye.

An "Ultimate" Pink Eye Pearl Harbor is achieved when the attacker is of Asian decent and he pulls of the attack on a Sunday morning.

Sizuki: "Bansai!!!"

Chris: "Awww whats on my face?"

Sizuki: "Bansai!!"

Chris: "Fuck did you Pink Eye Pearl Harbor me?"

Sizuki: "Ultimate."

by K1LL_4_FUN March 17, 2011

Pearl Harbor Drink

A mixed drink that disguises the alcohol so well that the intoxication sneaks up on you.

I thought I didn't drink that much last night, but those Pearl Harbor drinks really did me in.

by Vince and Meghan July 14, 2013

missing Pearl Harbor

First off, a Pearl Harbor is a Japanese or Hawaiian girl’s vagina. Missing Pearl Harbor is when you try to stick your penis in the Japanese or Hawaiian girl’s vagina, but end up missing. Instead, you stick it in her pee-hole, which will be very painful for her, just as it would had been for the Japanese if they did not manage to attack Pearl Harbor.

Yo don’t go missing Pearl Harbor, ‘cause if you do, then yo dong gonna be hurtin.

by ass-burger December 28, 2008

Pearl Harbor

1. (Historical) An undeclared attack by Japan on United States military installations in Hawaii (including the naval base at Pearl Harbor) on December 7, 1941 that led to the United States entering the Second World War.

2. A generic reference to a 'sneak attack' of any kind.

3. An awful 2001 movie, with fictional 'pretty boys' inserted into the historical events of Pearl Harbor in a similar way that Leonardo DiCaprio's character was inserted into the historical events surrounding the sinking of the Titanic in the movie of the same name. (One perceptive critic described the movie as "Titanic with bombs"). The movie was savaged by the critics, although it was a financial success. To see a reasonably accurate filmed history of Pearl Harbor, see Tora Tora Tora (1970).

1. The battleships U.S.S. Arizona and U.S.S. Oklahoma were destroyed in the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor.

2. Are you trying to pull a Pearl Harbor on me?

3. The only way to watch the movie Pearl Harbor is on DVD, with liberal use of the fast forward button.

by Eugene206 November 17, 2006

Pearl Harbor

When the person on top in a 69 takes a shit on the other person's forehead unsuspectingly.

Sally found out John was cheating on her so she gave him a Pearl Harbor after they came home from a Mexican dinner. You could tell by the remnants on his face that she must have eaten a lot of guacamole.

by C Floods July 4, 2006