amazonian penis fish

the kandiru fish of the amazon. called the 'Amazonian Penis Fish' because of it's rather unsettling habit of occasionally swimming up the urethra of an individual taking a piss in the amazon. it then proceeds to secrete it's spines into the urethra, and embeds itself in the urethra, mistakenly thinking its latched into the gill structure of another fish- its usually prefered prey.

jake got his penis plugged by an amazonian penis fish!

jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.
jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1

by bl4ck_d0g May 27, 2008

Penis Puffer Fish

To put an erect penis in your mouth and puff hard until your cheeks expand like a puffer fish.

She looked like a Penis Puffer Fish with my dick in her mouth.

by AnselMO January 25, 2014

fish penis

a fish penis

I sucked a fish penis once.

by monkey shitter February 21, 2017

Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.

Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*

by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020

penis fish

another term for an axolotl, as they look like penises.

your mom:yoo look its a penis fish from minecraft
you: mom, its an axolotl.

by penisufo July 29, 2022