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Penguinitis

The 'disease' that inspired Linus Torvalds, Linux creator, to make a penguin (Tux) the Linux logo.
"Penguinitis makes you stay awake at nights just thinking about penguins and feeling great love towards them."

If Obama had penguinitis, he would give more funding to conservation and less tolerance for Arctic drilling!
by This is CS50 in Los Angeles January 25, 2014
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penguinsarefluffy

When you have no clue what the answer to an animal or science related queston is you simply say Penguinsarefluffy
Kelley2dope:Hey homie! (callin Jamie) how many legs does a milapeed have??
Jamie:Uhhhhhh....penguinsarefluffy
Kelley2dope:your so smart
Also see yomammasallama
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penguinisation

the act of converting an animal into a penguin via a horrifc and many-bladed machine.
as in: where is my puppy mom?
im sorry honey, the ministry of penguinisation took him away and converted him.
(mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa)
by head of penguinisation May 12, 2004
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Penguintamer

1. To tell someone that you're lazy and consider it a valid excuse for anything you don't feel like doing.

2. To sit on a big purple chicken and think it's cool.

3. A type of Salami
Xykon: Hey Gril, let's invite Peng to astranaar with us.
Grilthnak: Okay I'll ask.
Grilthnak: Aw he penguintamered me!


Look at that ugly orc penguintamering over there!


This Penguintamer tastes like ass! I want a refund!
by bloopitybloopers March 10, 2009
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Penguinitis

This is a condition that I conjured up for a condition that I did not know a name for.

The condition is when you work or exercise in an environment that causes you to sweat and said sweat proceedeth down your butt and into your nether-regions and causes an irritation while at first would perhaps be a mild case of "swap ass" gradually will lead to Peguinitis if left untreated.

It is called Penguinitis because of the manner that it causes you to walk once you have the rash/irritation between your legs.

you must walk like a Penguin or feel the pain.
man1: Whats wrong with you? You are walking funny.

man2: Nuttin' man I just got a bad case of Penguinitis.

man1: Damn son, early stage or late stage?

man2: Oh, Its FULL BLOWN PENGUINITIS!
by Gotthemstacksholla June 3, 2014
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Penguinised

The state of an object or animal which has been converted, changed or tranformed in to a Penguin. When an animal to be penguinised, the process usually involves a horrific and multi-bladed machine.
Through the act of penguinisation, Sarah's puppy was penguinised.
by Daktalis April 4, 2009
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penguinise

The act of huddling up with your special someone to keep warm during the cold.
The two lovers were cold so they decided to penguinise
by Mr.Ree October 27, 2018
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