Pendu

penalty!

He scored a pendu

by Victor Tryst August 25, 2023

Pendu

A cheap/stingy Indian person.

Damnit Vijay, stop being a pendu.

by Tommay October 16, 2007

Tremendous Pendus

A very very very big penis

Bob has one tremendous pendus

by Snugglesthearcticfox June 5, 2019

Pendu fan boy

A person who loses at any and everything and always has a lame excuse not supported by any facts whatsoever. Pendu fan boys usually make wild unsubstantiated allegations that are at best embarrassing to someone with a single brain cell.
Also someone who support a washed out GOAT pretender who plays in a far away unknown league.

Friend : Why did Pendu (also Penaldo) ghost the World Cup?
Pendu fan boy : The World Cup was rigged….bbrrrr…bbrrr. The media does not like Pendu. Ha ha ha.

by Cash 247 January 27, 2023

Pendu 🐪🇵🇹

A Portuguese player who can only scores off of penalties in the camel league, and has no idea how to dribble or nutmeg. Penaldo also ghosts for 1/90th of every game, and scores a penalty and hits the friuuuu every time. Penaldoggy also has little rats that follow him, and say FRIUUUUUU when they are arguing about pendu or Messi. FRiiiUuUUuu!11!

Kid: dad, i think Messi is better than ronaldog
Dad: Fruiiiiiiii!!! *slaps because Pendu🐪🇵🇹 is the penalty master friuuuu 🇵🇹🤫🧏 ♂️

Essentially Pendu 🐪🇵🇹 means a Portuguese player who only scores penalties and is trash

by Hjmbhjyuuuyuy May 15, 2024