Peg leg

When someone driving a car attempts to spin the drive wheels, creating smoke and tire marks (a.k.a. "burnout") but their car has an open differential, so only one wheel spins and the other wheel does nothing.

Bro 1 Did you see Jimmy's peg-leg burnout yesterday?
Bro 2 No but he did it when we were leaving Arby's last week, I bet his right rear tire has no tread left on it.
Bro 1 I tried to tell him he needs an LSD but he said he doesn't do drugs.
Bro 2 What a tool.

by ThirdPedalNirvana March 22, 2018

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Peg leg bitch

Peg leg bitch who pretends to have bad legs but is able to dance.

Hi Carly, where's your walking stick?

I don't need a walking stick as my legs are perfectly fine but work is so dumb I get away with anything. Now let me on the dance floor so I can shake my fat arse and grotesque veiny legs, as I'm the "Ugly limping peg leg bitch"

Where's all the drunk guys as sober men find me repulsive because of my chubby food storing cheeks and a cunt as wide as a whales mouth. No one will notice me climbing up and down the stairs after a cig, not even with my annoying loud voice and smelly breath and saggy tits. What a Div...

by Normalhonestman January 27, 2019

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