When one has to pee uncontrollably,for long periods of time. Just as a bandit, I assume, would have to pee uncontrollably after bouncing up and down on a horse for several hours.
by PixieStix1632 December 7, 2010
Get the I have to pee like a bandit!mug. "I was told I should get a college degree. So, I went and got a Masters' degree in literary criticism of French medieval bread recipes from an online university."
"That's like peeing on a wounded jellyfish."
"That's like peeing on a wounded jellyfish."
by donaldpelosi January 6, 2020
Get the Like peeing on a wounded jellyfishmug. when gold is on your neck
by Big Dick Q November 3, 2017
Get the my neck look like peemug. A medical condition describing the copious diuresis experienced by postpartum women about 6 hours after delivery.
As a nurse, you should expect the new mommy to pee like a Russian racehorse within the first 24 hours after delivery.
by InstituteOfNursingParlance September 7, 2019
Get the pee like a Russian racehorsemug. When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.
(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)
Dude: "Please don't kill me!"
Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"
Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"
(dude starts peeing like a baby)
Dude: "Please don't kill me!"
Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"
Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"
(dude starts peeing like a baby)
by joe995 July 18, 2023
Get the Peeing like a babymug.