Pearly gates

When you pull out of the vagina a bit too late and ejaculate on the vagina itself.

Dave was drunk, and a bit too slow to pull out, he left her with pearly gates.

Dave: " I hope she didn't get pregnant, I left with pearly gates last night."

Sean: "That sucks."

by TomShannon666 May 3, 2009

Pearly Gates

When you nut on a girls braces and they look like pearly gates

"bro I gave Ashley pearly gates last night"
"nice bro"

by urmumisnice July 9, 2016

Smash the Pearly Gates

Smackun yo bitches teeth up with yer dickhead. Tombstone Tappin

She tried to talk but instead I chose to Smash the Pearly Gates with my indefatigable ram-rod.

by Ribbed Rhubarb January 8, 2019

pearly panty gates

slang term for the greatest organ ever, the pussy!

dude, last night i crossed the pearly panty gates

by forrest gump2500 January 23, 2008

Entering the pearly gates

After a girl has been cream pied by another male, you start fucking her pussy.

Dave: Yo Joe, my girl wanted me to enter the pearly gates after she got creampied by Quandale!

Joe: No way bro she must be for the streets

Entering the pearly gates: After a girl has been cream pied by another male, you start fucking her pussy.

by George Looney IV July 18, 2023