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Mr. Pataki

A person who is a true gift to language arts, and the whole of the English language; a gift to non-curious, silent school students.
Mr. Patakis will not be taking the piss anytime soon. They will tell you that you are wrong, and then proceed to ask you why you are wrong. A Mr. Pataki. has once been described as a bald eagle - majestic from the front but never from the back; a perfect definition of a Mr. Pataki. Every day a Mr. Pataki will ask questions and a hush will fall across the room. Then, a hand raises somewhere in the crowd of heads. The peoples head's turn in shock, and start to pray; a good person is about to be lost. The brave marine whispers out their answer and the crowd holds their breath. They know it is wrong and they can feel the tension in the air. The marine knows it is coming up; it's creeping up. It's getting closer and closer and, "Well, uh, No. Why are you wrong?" It hit the soldier right in the chest. He got the Patak Smack. The room is silent once more, and no one will raise their hand again.
A Mr. Pataki will fall victim to favoring items with dog commercials. An example of is a Subaru. A Mr. Pataki will love and want to buy a Subaru because of the dogs in their commercials. He will feel betrayed when people start laughing at him for loving Subarus. He could never love Subarus again.
His favorite drink is Gold Peak Sweet Iced Tea. A Mr. Pataki will always have one in hand.
A Mr. Pataki, above all else, remains the dominant primordial beast.
Logan: Hey, that kid was seriously spazzing out back there. Is he okay?
Alex: Oh ya, he's just recovering from a fierce Patak Smack.
Logan: Another low blow for one of those wild Mr. Patakis' running around. Poor guy.
by long d style March 23, 2018
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Pavani

Pavani is so cute
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papakisgay666

An urban legend in northern Greece, with its origins in the deep Rosopontia. People write papakisgay666 in the most random places to bless the ground and spread good luck. You cant find easter eggs of it engraved around the world.
Oh, I never expected to find a rare papakisgay666 in this book atop mount Olympus.
by Malkhs February 14, 2023
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pataki

wacky, crazy, weird,odd or irrational
"that's pataki thinking you would be helping New York that way"
by Lauren J. P. February 17, 2008
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Palaki

Stop touching your palaki.

you palaki breathe.

quit being a palaki
by co-operations manager January 27, 2009
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Pataki Syndrome

"Pataki Syndrome"
noun
*When an individual (regardless of sex, race, or religion) shows love and affection by demeaning insults.
"Wow Jenn is really mean to you bro!"

"Naw man it's the Pataki Syndrome she's secretly in love with me."
by Young Denzy Wash April 23, 2017
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Palakihan ng Tite

Literally: Comparing the Size of Penises/Dicks.

A phrase in which Filipino parents compare the achievements of their children from the children of relatives and friends, thus gaining bragging points as a "good parent."
"Uy pinsan, narinig mo ba? Tamad ka raw sabi ng nanay ko."
(Hey cousin, have you heard? My mom said that you're lazy.)

"'Yan na naman nanay mo eh, nakikipaglakihan na naman ng tite."
(There goes your mom again, comparing her dick palakihan ng tite again.)
by Ang Kristong Tagalog November 14, 2020
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