patton sanders

Patton Sanders is the smallest bean you will EVER see. He is known to make a LOT of dad jokes

"I'm just so happy you made A DAD JOKE!"
"you're acting like Patton Sanders"

by Virgil Sanders8284 June 29, 2019

Patton Middle School

Patton Middle School, located near Unionville High School in PA, the 6th graders are juuling, the teachers feminazis, the 7th graders are all white and think they’re hot shit and the 8th graders are all of these.

“I heard he’s from Patton Middle School, definitely white”
“ Kaitlin bump sum 21 savage”

by LittleTykes April 17, 2019

Patton Taps

A marching snare stick trick created by Christopher Patton Strauss where the drummer crosses over the left hand back and forth, hitting flams as the right hand plays grace notes .

“Dang man, those Patton Taps Nick and Grahm played were supreme.”

by Breadcrumbs drumming January 29, 2020

Patton middle school

Better than kennett

"Lol imagine going to kennett" patton middle school is way better

by A very epic and strong man May 3, 2021

Patton'ed

1) Spend copious amounts of time and effort to find out that it functions to its minimal (or less than) required expectation; failing to resolve and/or complete the task at hand, and not caring at all to do so.

2) General lack of expertise, attitude, and motivation, in an area which it is expected that such person or persons would have such expertise, with the end outcome leading to failed expectations.

I got patton'ed at the mva today. I went to the MVA, stood in line for 3 hours with my docs and told I needed to come back. When I did, the previous person didn't tell me I need more information on my docs.

by Mr. Cunt Muscle April 8, 2009

Patton Pop

When you shove the stick part of a lollipop up a person's anus and eat the candy part

Josh gave Esther a Patton Pop last night at the party.

by Isaac Pillars May 29, 2011

Patton Rule

The unspoken rule amongst guys that when needed your wingman will jump on the grenade and take one for the team.

Guy one: c’mon man, I know she’s fat but her friend is hot and she’s into me.

Guy two: are you invoking the Patton Rule?
Guy one: if you take that grenade I’ll owe you big time.

by O.D.B.O.D'd January 21, 2019