patiandola

spanish for 'kicking it', used mainly by paisas and cholos or cholas trying to sound cool when they really sound like fuck tarts.

Chola 1: Ayy girl where you at?
Chola 2: Oh i'm just right here patiandola at my boyfriends house.

by Murf E March 30, 2009

patashnik

A cosmonaut who didn't return from an open space mission because his security cable disengaged and he was lost in space.

Check your equipment before stepping into the dark, unless you plan to become patashnik. A human shaped space junk.

by Cononymous Anward June 29, 2016

patish

An incredibly good excuse for missing work. It does not have to be true or believable, as long it guarantees that you cannot get to work.

You had too much to drink on Tuesday, what was your patish on Wednesday?
This guy misses work so often, yet he always has a patish.

by RajeshZA July 21, 2016

Patastic

As fantastic as a dj wearing a hawiian shirt at trader joes, who kicks it cold cut style like a deli sandwich.

"My god! You were patastic last night, i came 17 times! I think i'm in love."

by Megatron5.5 December 1, 2006

patashnik

A small cock, completely covered in thick hair (related to 'patasha').

"He's got a bit of a patashnik unfortunately", "I need my patashnik waxed".

by Sumac Rhondocar September 20, 2007

Pataskala, Ohio

Pataskala is located in central Ohio, 20 minutes east of Columbus. Known for being the former home of the famous porn star John Holmes, Pataskala offers many fun activities. These include counting the hundreds of underage pregnant girls roaming the streets in search of marijuana and a vast assortment of drugs (common in the greens). Also, sitting in a vehicle in the local Krogers parking lot for no apparent reason is another popular activity. If a place to stay for an overnighter with a hooker you just picked up, the Shamrock Motel is perfect for you! The stained matresses and the unbelivable amount of crack addicts inhabiting the area will put a smile on any crack whore's face! If sports is more of your choice for entertainment stop by the local Watkins Memorial Highschool for a basketball game. With a total of 3 wins in two years, it should make you feel better about yourself while the coaches embarrase themselves and the entire school. So come on down to Pataskala Ohio and waste your life away with us! See you soon!

Jeff "I wonder what city has the highest population of pregnant whores?"

Steve "It has to be Pataskala, Ohio man, the ratio is 4:1 for pregnant whores to a normal citizen there"

by Cincyfan1001 April 23, 2011

Patras

The magnificent third largest city of Greece located in the Peloponnese and a lively port to Italy. A wonderful place to visit in winter thanks to its enormous, colourful and phantasmagoric carnival. Famous for its Mavrodaphne, the amazing hard to resist nectar like local wine. Regretably neglected by foreign tourists in the summer who rush to island resorts. Also, a city whose authorities do a great job to hide its natural beauty and dig its potential by forgetting its privileged coastal position.

Tom: this February we will travel to Patras for the Carnival.
Brenda:Did you know that Patras is the cultural capital of Europe this year?
Tom (surprised): Really!??! This place is full of surprises, we only realized that its beaches are so wonderful a year ago, on our way to the islands.
Brenda: That's right, these people have done such a poor job advertising their marvellous place! Anyway, have fun there, get over your hangover and make sure you bring some Mavrodaphne back home. I love it!

by gridlockdeadlock August 20, 2006