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Partensional

Partensional is a word to describe when a sentence crosses the boundaries of English and includes at least two different tenses, in a way that now does not make sense.
Person 1: Yesterday, I was going to Disneyland, and I'm going to go on all the rollercoasters

Person 2: You went really partensional there...
by Imager May 13, 2009
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parthenia

parthenia oh your pretty
by 245Y6GGY April 18, 2018
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Partender

"I just got a job as a Partender at Augusta!"
by Iggy K. August 20, 2011
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The Dolly Parten

One woman Masturbating whist being viewed by three other men who are throwing quarters at her to continue the show.
Look at that Dolly parten,(sound: ka-ching)this is the best little whorehouse in texas.
by Jack Mehoff March 8, 2005
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Parkening

When you drive around a parking lot to drop someone off at a location and stop for no more then 10 seconds.
Dropping teenagers off at an event ..ie. School, parties, and sports.
You're "parkening"
by MsG😋 January 19, 2016
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Martin Partinism

A Religion started on a comic website in the Garfield section, it was probably created by a random Gen-Z guy, but nobody really understands it because half the commenters on the website are boomers.
Fred: Some weirdo created "Martin Partinism" where a random guy named Martin Partin is the supreme divine being of the universe.
Bill: Wow! That's the most sane thing i've ever heard about that website in years!
by IntergalactalEnergy February 24, 2023
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parenitis

Like Senioritis, only worse. Strikes usually half way through the summer after coming home from college to live with your folks for four tortuous months. Symptoms include wearing headphones to block out excessive parental noise, spending your days 24/7 at work or at a friend's house, suddenly becoming introverted, or living entirely in your bedroom, just to escape from the phenomenon of parents wishing to speak to you about the most random shit.
Mom: "Honey, can you mow the lawn?"

Son: "......"

Father: "I think he's got parenitis."
by benlen August 22, 2011
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