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red parenthesis

The crescent shaped abrasions that form around a persons asshole from not wiping well enough or anal leakage.
Guy #1: Look at the way Larry keeps picking his seat over there. Guy #2: Yep...not only does he have stinky fingers I'll bet he has skid marks in his underpants too! Guy #1: The idiot probably has red parenthesis around his asshole and just needs a shower!
by JoeyBomm April 26, 2020
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parentheses

Punctuation that some duh-weebs are starting to include in the spelling of the "words" they define.
Even if some other duh-weeb would bother to look up the definition of your personal name, do you really think he's going to include a parenthetical phrase when he's spelling it?
by Downstrike October 7, 2004
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parenther

a parenther is like a gender neutral version of "momther," also meaning "parent friend."

somebody being a parenther describes a person who takes care of their friend group, making sure everybody goes to bed on time, drinks plenty of water, takes their meds, etc. and would never do anything to harm a loved one.
person 1: i regret letting you be my parenther
person 2: well its too late now. :)
by holly's totally legal anon September 22, 2020
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Parenthetical

Extra details inserted into a sentence (spoken or written). Usually the details are just relevant enough to be included, even though everything would be perfectly clear (though possibly less interesting) without them.
Everything in (parethesis) is a parenthetical, for example: "I have no regrets, thank God (and praise Satan)."
by Jollygoodsir September 29, 2015
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Cell Phone Parathesia

The feeling of a cell phone vibrating in your pocket in the absence of an acutal cell phone vibration. This has also been termed phantom cell phone syndrome.
Frank: "Paul look!! - what are your doing? You're swerving all over the road!"

Paul: "I'm looking for my cell phone - I thought I felt it vibrate. I think it fell out of my pocket somewhere. Help me look!"

Frank: "Look it is in your cup holder and it is not vibrating."

Paul: "Arggh! I keep having these cell phone parathesia attacks. I think it is like phantom limb pain."

Frank: "More like phantom cell phone syndrome. Don't worry she'll return your call."
by 9th Beastie July 8, 2012
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parentheses

things you can add around a number to indicate messages.
Lol who else has (0) in their inbox?

put those fine parentheses around a number like a great big hug. one you're not getting from any of your friends and/or followers/fans.
by v0ld3m0rt December 31, 2010
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Parenthesis

Half an ounce, usually of marijuana. Derived from the "O" which stands for an Ounce, if taken in half a "(" parenthesis is formed.
"So put the parenthesis here?"
"Yeah"
"Aight Thanks"
by ajj0017 December 19, 2014
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