by BatmanDougie December 1, 2011
Get the Paper Towel mug.Paper Towel Hipster: Dude! Don't drink that cocktail with a plastic straw! Think of the turtles...
Hipster: Oh. Yeah. I almost forgot. Thanks!
Hipster: Oh. Yeah. I almost forgot. Thanks!
by El-Paulo117 February 26, 2020
Get the paper towel hipster mug.A person who destroys partial or whole rolls of paper towels by grabbing it with their sopping wet paws, leaving a visible moist hand print. They are usually lacking in the very basic rules of office bathroom etiquette.
Bob: Who the fuck used the john last?
Victor: Guess.
Bob: It was that fucking paper towel destroyer again, wasn't it.
Victor: Yup. I hope its not pee-pee.
Victor: Guess.
Bob: It was that fucking paper towel destroyer again, wasn't it.
Victor: Yup. I hope its not pee-pee.
by Umberto Guarvadez November 29, 2007
Get the Paper Towel Destroyer mug.Going absolutely banana-bat-shit crazy when taking paper towels and they won't tear along the perforations properly... having recently consumed spiced rum does not aid in the tearing.
"Woah, see that chick losing her shit, she totally just threw a massive Paper Towel Perforation Tantrum... she must be drinking spiced rum..."
by J-LO 86 June 19, 2014
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When someone is getting on your nerves and keeps talking to you you say, "are you callin me a paper towel?"
Sammi says to Casey after she keeps going on about her boyfriend. Sammi says " are you calling me a paper towel?"
by Casey and Sammi February 27, 2004
Get the Paper towel mug.Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.
Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Kdj28 February 15, 2022
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