papa smurf

the ultimate pimp daddy, usually in their 40s with a beer belly.

i solicit my body and give the money to papa smurf and he takes care of me

by STEVEN THA numba one stunna February 03, 2004

papa smurf

1. a true afficiando of female genitalia
2. a pimp or player of great magnitude

1. "Perhaps Pete should preside over the 3rd Annual Pittsburgh's Prettiest Poontang Pageant, he's a real papa smurf."
2. "Girl, who are you kidding? I be papa smurf up in this mutha!"

by waffle-master July 11, 2008

papa smurf

Derogatory term for a male's uncircumcised penis.

"Yeah, whatever Papa Smurf...your dick looks like it was in a fire."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 05, 2005

papa smurf

Pap smir? PAPA SMURF!

Rat Dick.

by Bwian Boyke March 29, 2003

Papa smurf

A slang term used for a short weedman

Hey bro do you know anyone I can buy from? My papa smurf never answers my texts.

by The Smarty farty 420 January 23, 2022

Papa Smurf

the leader of the smurfs

did you see papa smurf? he's a pimp!

by BlondesRfunny May 01, 2007

Papa Smurf

A little blue fuck that likes to have his ass licked by bitches.

Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass?
Yeah, lick my ass, bitch!

by Tonysharp5643 October 06, 2010