papa johns

please refer to shit

dumbass #1: i wasted my money on papa shits
dumbass #2: u mean papa johns?
dumbass #1: no, papa shits
dumbass #2: what is papa shits?
dumbass #1: stfu

by Eddie J. December 15, 2008

Papa John

A Papa John is a whole Daddy.

Damn, Gilbert is a big Papa John.

by yeeyeebigpapa December 6, 2018

The papa John

When your fucking a girl from behind and your about to come and you grab her by the neck and whisper in her ear “one click of the mouse papas in the house”and you both instantly cum.

Oh,oh! One click of the mouse papas in the house ahhhh!!! Oh yes I love the papa john.

by Sodiepops February 21, 2018

Papa Johns

A pizza chain that's in slow decline, mostly from its retarded owner who doesn't understand how much have other pizza chains improved, such as Dominoes and Pizza Hut.

Johns Schnatter: Why is my business failing?

Everyone: Mostly because you became a jerk to your own brand. Papa Johns would improve without you.

by senthurmanz November 3, 2017

papa john

if a guy named john has a large penis he can be called papa john

"did you sleep with john last night?"

"yes! he should be named papa john!"

by johnnyboys May 24, 2010

Papa John

Similar to "Jody"
He's the hypothetical character who is at home "taking care" of your wife/girlfriend while you are away at work or on personal business.

You've been gone from home that long? Well don't worry about her, "Papa John" is keeping your bed warm.

by BigShiggy July 6, 2006

papa john

a pizza chain that is taking the world by storm. with their bbq chicken pizza and their delicious sweet sauce. its only a matter of time before the whole world is consumed by this delicious freak of nature.

i work at papa johns, cant you tell?

by hey you November 5, 2005