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Pancaked 

"I thought Johnny Depp wasn't in that movie." - R
"No he was, Orlando Bloom wasn't." - J
"Oh I pancaked them." - R
Pancaked by landogriffen October 17, 2015

Pancaked 

To ejaculate a large load on a partner's face.
Shelly punched Bodie after he unexpectedly pancaked and his batter stung her eye.
Pancaked by Urbanuploader666 February 5, 2018

pancaked 

When a virgin gets her arse and then her pussy fucked for the first time in the same night.
(Girl crying on the phone to her mum after her wedding night)
"Oh mummy I don't like marrige.....it hurts"
"Why's that sweetie"
"Cos I was pancaked last night and I'm bleeding from both ends"
pancaked by FMFlex November 9, 2005

pancaked 

a 3 way that ends up sloppy. if you like, you can include syrup.
guy 1:"bro, i totally pancaked with those 2 sloppy girls from the club, they even let me break out the syrup"
guy 2:"noiceee"
pancaked by jennjenn<3 October 17, 2008

pancaked 

when you get sleepy cause you ate a ton of pancakes.
Dude! I got totally pancaked this morning!
pancaked by JacksonSmooth December 18, 2012

Pancaked 

verb
1: When a woman, literally or metaphorically, castrates a man. Taken from the act of having your testicles run over with a steam roller. Also known as the "double pancake".
2: Henpecked
"That steam roller pancaked my nuts! Ahhhhhhhhhh!"
"Poor pancaked fool. She's dragging him to that Jennifer Aniston movie."
Pancaked by ks6621 August 31, 2008