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Palmeresque

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Origin: Derived from Cincinnati Bengals Quarterback Carson Palmer's performance during the 2010-2011 NFL season.

1) (a person or behavior) full confusion and bewilderment

2) Failing at the worst possible time.

3) Failing spectacularly at the end.

4) Rapid regression.

5) (a person or thing) with all the tools to succeed, but continually falls short time and time again.
Bill: Wow, Tom just did it AGAIN -- He's been talking to that girl all night, but just as she was about to give him her number, he spilled his beer all over her boobs. She looks stunned and is walking away -- I think Tom's crying.

Harry: Yes, it's pathetic. Palmeresque, even.
by sb7 December 8, 2010
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Palmyra

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a town in southeastern wisconsin that has cops so stupid that when hats containing the towns nickname P-Town and the area code which is 262 the cops think they got a new gang to deal with also home to the nutorius BOB or Bob on Brandy one of the nicest funniest town drunks there are
lets go down to palmyra to hang with BOB
by paltuckygril24 March 10, 2011
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Palmyra

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Small town in rural Pennsylvania where there's nothing to do but drugs and stare at Rachel Mallow's tits.
"What are you wearing?! You're such a palmyra girl! " -Jake Franks
by Amargz July 29, 2017
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Oh palmyra high school a mixture of kids from Riverton, Beverly and Palmyra. The melting pot of people usually ends in a fight once of year if your lucky. The little 7th and 8th graders running around the school being immature and screaming for no reason. The football team is ass occasionally but no matter how bad the football team is the stands will always be full on Friday night. Let's not forget about are Lady panthers the girls soccer team is better then the football team but hey it's all good. We don't take much pride in are spirit week but we always enjoy beating city on are annual homecoming game. Every good night ends with a late night trip to either the Wawa on board street or the dinner Rt 130. But when school ends everyone gathers at the palmyra or riverton train station to catch the river line down to Camden's BB&T to tailgate for country concerts but no one ever actually goes into a concert. The only car who isn't blasting country is palmyra's we're blasting rap music ;) and on 4th of July eveyone heads to Riverton to celebrate down at the river and walking around with are red solo cups wearing red white and blue or a palmyra soccer t-shirt.
by Millyrock00009 August 14, 2017
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Palmyra Elementary

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Some really shitty school in california with really bad staff but you be most likely to get your dick sucked while ur here
Oh shit Palmyra Elementary, that's when I lost my virginity.
by Smalldicgang March 8, 2019
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Big_Palmtree1

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Good at call of duty and ploughing girls, big palm has shagged atleast 20 girls in the span of 2 days he is a monster he even shagged tosses older sister ;)
Omg no way is that the real Big_Palmtree1
by LongLiveGeorge BLDM February 14, 2020
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palmyra atoll

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A beautiful territory of the United States. The area is unknown to the general public, and is basically an isolated set of islands in the middle of the pacific. The atoll is administered by this Fish and Wildlife Service, and is restricted, meaning one must be granted a permit in order to travel to there. However, video evidence shows how majestic the area is, as it is basically an island getaway, completely detached from modern civilization.
Nick- "I wish I could got to palmyra atoll."
Butternubbs- "What is that?"
by crusty carl May 28, 2016
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