Paf 

Female masturbation, derived from the word 'fap' to describe male masturbation.

I caught Jen paffing in the girl's bathroom!

Paf by Arabellaroxk April 13, 2009

PAF 

Party At Fender's.

See also Fender.

Ken: Party at Fender's!
Chris: I second that motion.
Fender: Nope. /cry
Joe: Fender is a tool.
Pienta: I third that motion and move to strike Fender.
Allen: I breathe like Darth Vader.

Fender: Where did Ken go?
Ken: HERE I AM.
Pienta: ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE.
Chris: PARTY AT FENDER'S
Joe: I'll bring the pot and we'll get high and watch chalkzone.
Allen: I'm goofy. *breathes like Darth Vader*

PAF by IAMSODOT May 7, 2005

PAF 

Poor As Fuck

Leaside is a PAF neighbourhood.

PAF by pafjamcoordinator January 20, 2011

PAF 

Party At Fender's.

See also Fender.

Ken: Party at Fender's!
Chris: I second that motion.
Fender: Nope. /cry
Joe: Fender is a tool.
Pienta: I third that motion and move to strike Fender.
Allen: I breathe like Darth Vader.

Fender: Where did Ken go?
Ken: HERE I AM.
Pienta: ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE.
Chris: PARTY AT FENDER'S
Joe: I'll bring the pot and we'll get high and watch chalkzone.
Allen: I'm goofy. *breathes like Darth Vader*

PAF by IAMSODOT May 4, 2005

PAF 

Pro Ass Fucker

Hey Jessica, will you come over and be big spoon, because you are the best PAF ever!!!

PAF by MacDaddy14 September 29, 2011

PAF 

PAF stands for pretentious art fuck. These are the people that think, because they make good art, they are owed some sort of entitlement by the general public.

That bastard Hitler used to be a real PAF in his hayday until he was rejected by that Vienna art school.

PAF by DaleJones February 4, 2010

PAF 

Punk As F*ck, otherwise known as PAF. Generally used to describe someone who tries too hard to be "hardcore" or "punk". PAF kids generally aquire their clothing at places like Hot Topic. Their apparel generally includes: band t-shirts, skate shoes, dickies pants, basketball caps, spiked wristbands and belts, etc. A PAF person is basically just a poser.

Guy 1: "Dude that guy is so PAF."
Guy 2: "Oh God mr. Hot Topic is coming over."
PAF kid: "Hey guys whats up?"
Guy 1: "I like your shirt, I love Alexisonfire. Did you see them when they came through town?"
PAF kid: "Uh.... yeah. It was bitchin!"
Guy 2: "You totally bought that shirt at Hot Topic didn't you?"
PAF kid: "NO... well, yeah I did."
Guy 1: "Tard"

PAF by BlackSunRising September 30, 2007