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one-way talker

A person who talks AT you. A self-obsessed individual who lacks interest in anything someone else has to say.
(A key sign that you are talking to a one-way talker is when they start using names of people you clearly wouldn't know as if you did. Example: One Way Talker says "I was at work and Nancy was like..." and you sit there thinking "Who the fuck is Nancy?")
I was at this party last night and I met this lady who I was really into but then I realized she was a one-way talker so I just wound up getting really bored.
by Josh and Ben November 11, 2006
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One-Way Charlie

A badass nickname American sailors used to refer to the Japanese "Kamikaze" ("divine wind") pilots or aircraft during the last-ditch days of Imperial Japan in the Pacific theatre of World War 2 when Kamikaze attacks were at their peak. I was watching a documentary just now and an old American veteran was talking and off-handedly used this expression. I'm surprised it's not on Urban Dictionary yet because it is awesome and should probably be somebody's band's name by now or something.
"Shit, Jimmy, Move that gun we got a one-way charlie inbound on the port side!"
by Somehistorynerd February 23, 2014
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one-way erection

A particularly raging penile erection that you feel will not subside of its own accord, but rather requires ejaculation in order to deflate. A one-way erection has path-dependance unlike a typical erection.
Hey baby, this is a one-way erection. You'd better sort that out because I don't want to end up with blue balls.
by HirdysPregnantNanny July 13, 2017
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Wisconsin One Way Window

The simple act of shitting into a lovers mouth, then quickly but lovingly wrapping his/her face in saran wrap. Thus allowing them to see the light of being able to spit it out but not being able to much like a one way window.
I gave Heather a "Wisconsin One Way Window" she was down with it until she finally spit it out and got pieces of corn stuck in her teeth, that she felt was over the line.
by Tahahahaha August 14, 2011
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one-way friendship

A friendship thats only true to half the people involved.
Josh thought Craig was really friends with him, but realized it was a one-way friendship after Craig threw him in the trash can.
by Sue Doe Nymm February 18, 2009
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one way motherfucker

Someone who acts in a way that only benefits themselves.
"You didn't grab me a drink on your round? man you a one way motherfucker"
by Jibroni69 September 19, 2016
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One Way Photo

The art of getting your photo taken with a non-willing participant, usually a member of the opposite sex or a celebrity that is far too busy to be posing with people like YOU.
Big Gay AL-"Hey look, there's David Beckham trying not to get noticed"
Chris-"Go and pester him for an autograph"
Big Gay Al-"He won't be up for that"
Chris-"Well go and stand next to him for a swift One Way Photo, you can be out of his way before he even knows you're there"
by Chris VG June 25, 2007
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