cable

the thiccest bitch with the fattest ass in town. everyone wishes they had an ass as fat as hers.

1: omg do you see cable over there?

2: duh! she has the fattest ass ever! i wish she would date me!

by jasperstoes June 27, 2020

cable

A character on Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 that n00bs use so they can do Viper Beam 5 million times in a row.

by dj gs68 September 26, 2003

Cable

A religion that believes in masturbation, stoners, sex before marriage etc. Wanna become part of it? There, now you are, no church, no money needed, no hassle, just go with the holidays like jerk off a horse day.

Karen: christianity will always accept you if you try to wash yourself from your sins!
Eric: nah, I already got a religion called Cable! Now go play soggy biscuit with yourself

by Cable-priest May 14, 2019

cabling

The act of pointing a lazier on a hard wood floor and making a cat chase after it until it runs in to a set of bowling pins or pin like objects.

Type in cat bowling in youtube -> cabling

by nigglet88 March 13, 2011

cable

extremely thick and long cocaine lines

line me up a cable yo!

by asdf December 07, 2003

cable

Something you pay $50 to get 60 extra channels you don't get. You might watch only 2-3 of the extra channels. So you basicly pay $25-$17 a month for the channels you are watching. Also used to get internet. Little kids, ussualy thow fits if they don't have it. You're better off without it.

1. I get 90 channels on my T.V!
2. I only watch ESPN
3. I have cable internet it's so fast!
4. Little kid: Boo Hoo :bawls: I :gulp: don't get :cries: cable :bawls:

by tviswasteful May 19, 2005

cable

usually a word used by rich people or by jealouse poor people

i have unlimited cable and i am better than all those poor people over there with their dial up

by D'Arcy (i am soo not Irish) May 28, 2003