get off my jock

An expression that means "Excuse me, you are involved in matters that concern me, not you, so I would appreciate it if you would give me some space and let me do my thing." Basically when someone says get off my jock they want you to back the hell up and leave them alone because you are being nosey and getting involved in shit that has nothing to do with you. Get off my jock can also be used to ask someone to remove themselves from your penis (jock = penis). If someone is feeling on your dick without your permission, the proper phrase to use would be get off my jock. Another time where the phrase get off my jock would be appropriate is if someone is arguing with you and you prove them wrong you can yell "GET OFF MY JOCK!!!!" to be like "Yeah dumbass you were wrong I was right!!!"

Brendan: Who ya texting?!
Christian: My friend from Oklahoma...
Brendan: Oh cool... What's his name?
Christian: HER name is Chelsea...
Brendan: Oh cool is she hot? Where does she go to school? How did you meet her?
Christian: Brendan, get off my jock... It's none of your damn business

by christuhferGTL August 17, 2010

Step Off My Jock

Get out of my face

i told the possie to step off my jock

by the tyger July 20, 2009

all up on my jock

The act of trying to flirt with someone extensively, what one who is tyring to flirt does to the one who is being flirted with.

"That chick we met last night was all up on my jock, yo." (That girl we met last night was shamelessly flirting with me.)

by Kelly McMuffin September 29, 2004

hop off my jock

leave me alone

he y jake hey jake hey jake,,,

dude hop off my jock

by I_was_ryt=] December 19, 2008

get off my jock

always around a guy bein obssesed with him never leavin him alone

"damn shawty never leave me alone, she needa get off my jock"

by sillyraee November 2, 2008

Get off my jock strap

Get out of my face or drop it. Just leave me alone stop nagging me!!!

Person 23: i can not tell u enough but you really need to get off my stinkin couch and go get a job before i get back from school today or else.
Person 28: ahhh... I will dude i just need to recover from being sick get off my jock strap!

by Al nordin August 31, 2011

Step The Fuck Off My Jock

A slang term meaning, back up, or give me my space. Very clingy girls tend to be told to "step the fuck off my jock".

Used in Cobra Starship's song, Smile For The Paparazzi.

Sure, she was hot, but in the end I had to tell her to step the fuck off my jock.

Yo, dude. Step the fuck off my jock!

by saporta:3 April 3, 2011