It showed up on my news feed

What you say when someone accuses you of Facebook stalking. Since it just showed up on your news feed, you couldn't have been secretly reading their profile, right?
Joe: Man, that party last night was sick...

Mike: Oh, that one you went to at 9:23 pm at Bob's house?

Joe: Whoa, how did you know that? You aren't stalking me, are you?

Mike: ...it showed up on my news feed.
by smreidy113 December 06, 2010
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Feed My Llama

A more positive use for the letters 'FML'
Person 1: Ugh.. FML
Person 2: What's up?
Person 1: Just do it
Person 2: WTF?
Person 1: I only asked a for a favour
Person 2: No, you said Fuck My Life, so I asked what was up
Person 1: No, I said Feed My Llama, dude, so go, do it.
by itsanadude July 02, 2011
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Feeding my dog

Male masturbation, jerking the meat, jacking off, etc.
“I’ll catch you guys later. I’ll be feeding my dog now,” said Brad.

Free premium pornhub for Valentine’s day?! No question, I’ll be feeding my dog later!
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Feeding my dog

Excuse used to get out of conversations with creepers/boring people/your family while on the phone, computer, and originally by Morse code.
"M'lady, could I escort you to the grand opening of the traveling human bodies exhibition this Sunday afternoon?"
"I'll be feeding my dog."


by prettyXgraffiti December 08, 2008
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Feed My Horse At Midnight

When a Girl (Most Likely To Be From Highfield) Invites You To 'Feed Her Horse At Midnight' She Is Asking You To Poke Her Up Her Dirty Little Fantoosh, Do NOT Say Yes As Your Fingers Will Go Green And Drop Off, and You Will More Than Likely Get Aids Or Some Other STI
Amy: Hey Sexy, Wanna Come Feed MY Horse At Midnight?
Cameron: Well, Ive Heard Alot About Your Dirty Little Beef Curtains And I Wouldnt Touch That Magott Infested Thing If I Was Asked By Your Mam.
Amy: OMG STFU!!!
Cameron: Well, I Only Speak the Truth.

¬_¬
by YOURMAMSNICE June 13, 2008
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That's How I feed my Eel.

A simple justification to why you do something odd or random.
"Roman, why do you like snapping your neighbors' necks?"
"Well, Brittney, That's How I feed my Eel."
by HipstaSquirrel June 15, 2016
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