Spilling the beans on the cat's pyjamas

To ejaculate on the pubic hair of your lady friend, perhaps as a form of safe sex.

"We didn't have a condom so I ended up spilling the beans on the cat's pyjamas"

by gruntyphish September 25, 2009

beans on

A phrase used to describe a female who would appear to show an interest in a man. She could also be described as being "up for it" - although 'up for what' cannot be easily defined.

A female who grabs your buttocks within 5 minutes of meeting you can be described as 'beans on'

I'm telling you mate, she's beans on.

by cazio July 15, 2009

Beans on my Dorrito Bag

When a man lathers his nutsac in Dorrito cheese, and has a woman shit on it. He then forces the woman to give him a blowjob,and suck on his left nut.

"The woman did Beans on my Dorrito Bag to her friend"

by Bob74685 November 6, 2012

Beans on toast

Beans on toast is a British meal witch is quick and simple to make and can be amazing if made correctly.

If you fuck up making beans on toast you are a fuck up yourself.

I like beans on toast

by Fricking_sick_bro August 15, 2020

Beans on toast

God's gift to mankind

All i want for christmas is Beans on toast

by boop;) December 22, 2020

Beans on Deck

The amount of money that an individual is currently in possession of.

Jahquez: Lets go to the Polo Outlet, I hear they have sweaters on sale.

Dominic: Nigga, I dont have the beans on deck right now

by Dominic.91 August 20, 2010

beans on post

The interuption of a fry-up by the postman, so you have only time to cook the beans before you read the post. This results in the beans being served atop the post.

"honey, im running late for work...here's the post though"

"oh i'll just cook you some beans on post quickly then"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009