The Mother of all omelettes

when a senator makes an omelette

MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE JACK. CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGG

by Bulldozer Gaming March 25, 2022

Trouser omelette

To take a direct shot to the nuts

Dude that dodge ball made a trouser omelette out of that guys nuts

by Mzavy January 13, 2016

Rusty omelette

Rusty Omelette; The Act in which a turkey baster is filled with a scrambled raw egg, then the contents are injected into someones ass. The Contents are then shat out into a hot frying pan, cooked and finally served back to the lucky participants

Oh My God , that bitch let me serve her my rusty omelette.

by Jose Kaiser December 12, 2008

Cookie Omelette

A desert made almost exclusively in Maryland.It gets its name from the two foods that it is a fusion of: the cookie and the omelette. It is a large cookie about the size of a medium sized plate that is cooked in the oven with toppings on it. Common toppings include chocolate chips, raisins, chocolate syrup, nuts, caramel, confectionary sugar, and just about anything you could think of putting on a cookie. after it is cooked, you fold it over like an omelette. You may again add toppings to it as necessary. It can either be eaten taco, cookie, or omelette style. The Cookie Omelette is a common party idea for teenagers in high school as cookie omelette are just that awesome! The creators of this recent desert craze are five high school students from Maryland.

The inventors of the Cookie Omelette (aka the tastiest thing ever) are Nick Wilson, Josh Prucnal, Andrea LastNameHere, and of course the lovely Cosette Delisle.

by BlindSagacity February 21, 2009

Persian Omlette

1. A mixture of eggs and tomatoes. Usually added are pepper, salt, bell peppers, mushrooms, and onions. Lots of other ingredients are added. Usually eaten with flat-like bread (not flatbread or loaved bread) Eaten for breakfast,brunch and rarely lunch.

Ayatollah: Mom make me some persian omlette.
Bush: Sorry honey we're out of tomatoes.
Saddam Hussein:I got some tomatoes......Come get them Bush

by OmletteMaker January 24, 2011

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

havana omelette

A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water.

I left the next guy a havana omelette for breakfast.

by camel toe February 21, 2003