The ability to glance at a document and announce "This number smells wrong". It is not necessarily correlated with the ability to show workings as to why it's wrong. Those who have cultivated olfactorithmetic abilities may need to ask a colleague to calculate, but often the numbers their noses identify turn out to stink."
THE BBC, Mike Moore observes, isn’t universally blessed with the ability to detect numbers that smell wrong, or olfactorithmetic.
by ProcessMaster July 28, 2014
Get the Olfactorithmetic mug.When a person's mere proximity is enough to make you feel like your being repeatedly punched in the sinuses by their overbearing perfume/cologne. Olfactory assaulters have no sense of smell therefore they are immune to their own chemical warfare.
Do you like my perfume?
Yes it's intoxicating, and by intoxicating I mean, I feel like I'm two drinks in and am being waterboarded with gasoline. Please end this olfactory assault. I surrender and will tell you anything you need to know. And I'll use my underwear as the white flag.
Yes it's intoxicating, and by intoxicating I mean, I feel like I'm two drinks in and am being waterboarded with gasoline. Please end this olfactory assault. I surrender and will tell you anything you need to know. And I'll use my underwear as the white flag.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 25, 2010
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Get the Olfactory Chapeauphilia mug.Dude, I don't know what kind of perfume Colleen was wearing, but when she walked by I started having serious olfactorygasms!
by The OEM October 28, 2011
Get the olfactorygasm mug.I swear i got an olfactory high. Went for a shit first thing, mumbled some mathematical formula that could potentially save the planet, invented a dance that can end racism for good and then headed straight home.
by Krkič November 28, 2019
Get the olfactory high mug.A particular aspect of hat fetis centred around the sniffing of hats. First recorded instance :- under the Watchtower in Northampton, ngland, January 2012.
Mary was diagnosed as having Olfactory Chapeauphilia as she sat with her nose pressed upto her doctor's hat.
by Lord_Daemon February 22, 2012
Get the Olfactory Chapeauphilia mug.Those lovely, unknown, rain-smelling molecules released from the ground into the night air after the first rains, ready to hit the olfactory receptors of your own still-a-bit-asleep-nose as you wake up to a new dawn.
"She is aware the air on the plateau is filled with the scent of olfactorins after the first rains as she continues to pound her way onwards: her eyes focussed now on her distant goal, the two, upside-down baobabs at the edge of the escarpment."
by mimbijones April 3, 2023
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