A town in Greater Manchester. 99% chav. Has a few Michelin Star restaurants known as McDonalds and Subway. Walking around alone at night will result in you being battered for your purse/wallet/mobile/anything that can be sold in a pawn shop or on a carboot sale. "Spindles" is the local shopping center. Has some well known shops, Poundland may be the best quality one. The school's in the area are sub-standard. Children can learn the correct use of the term 'init'. Anyone who waits until the legal age to have sex is stoned to death and teenagers collect offspring.
Person a) Kelly's pregant again init.
Person b) Who?
Person a) Kelly, 13 year old, had her first child last year.
Person b) Yeah man I know who you mean!
Person c) Utter Oldham scum.
*PERSON'S A&B BATTER PERSON C FOR CALLING THEIR FELLOW CHAV*
Person b) Who?
Person a) Kelly, 13 year old, had her first child last year.
Person b) Yeah man I know who you mean!
Person c) Utter Oldham scum.
*PERSON'S A&B BATTER PERSON C FOR CALLING THEIR FELLOW CHAV*
by BellaFlowers April 06, 2009
Words will have to do....'Grim Up North' could've been written for this collection of stones. Nice on the outskirts but otherwise a sunami of chavness and thus a cultural wastland. It could indeed be the quintessential 'classless society' due to an extraordinary lack of style. Everything that socialism was meant to be! 'God-forsaken' would suggest the Almighty actually had been there once and so deliberately left it, which most authorities seriously doubt. A mix of Yorkshire rejects, Manchester overspill-uber-scum and the North Asian sub-continent. Market day reminding one strongly of the Orc army battle scenes in 'Lord of the Ringroads'.
by Hedley Clubnobber July 29, 2006
My hometown.. a 'small' town in Lancashire.
known for gangs and drugs..
full of paki's,but theres still some good english people..
football team called Oldham Athletic.. also known as 'Latics'
Also a shopping centre called Spindles, but most of the shops have been shut down and the ones left are crap.
known for gangs and drugs..
full of paki's,but theres still some good english people..
football team called Oldham Athletic.. also known as 'Latics'
Also a shopping centre called Spindles, but most of the shops have been shut down and the ones left are crap.
Person 1: did you here about that riot int town m8?
Person 2: yeah a did an' a heard it was crazy as fuck!
Person 1: Lets get our weapons and start another one!
Person 2: Sure m8,tnite@11?
Person 1: Hell yeah m8.
2 oldham chavs/druggies.
Person 2: yeah a did an' a heard it was crazy as fuck!
Person 1: Lets get our weapons and start another one!
Person 2: Sure m8,tnite@11?
Person 1: Hell yeah m8.
2 oldham chavs/druggies.
by Mooster332211 October 27, 2011
a league one football team who are based in the north west of england, under the managment of ronnie moore looking to be contenders for promotion
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