Crazy old lady. Particularly of the hoarding variety. Includes the loud and or mumbling sort you see stumbling around stores buying tons of random stuff. Known to have crazy eyes and pet hair all over their clothes. Usually loners but often travel in packs of twos. Do not approach them, as they are prone to yelling and ranting.
Emma: Hey, did you see your sister today?
Jennifer: Heck no! She's a hoarder! You can't walk through her house without getting buried in junk and it reeks of piss and wet dogs!
Emma: Cray olay!
by CaliCupcake September 5, 2013
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When someone says something bad about you, your hommies or family members or says something that is really stupid. To save face, maintain peace, garner respect, or want to make a point, you give that person at olay slap or multiple olay slaps. Unlike the typical bitch slap which is a horizontal slap across the face, the olay slap starts with the backhand slap across the face and then ends with the hand in the verticle position.
(yo, hey, what up) (hommie, esse, bradah) your dis-respecting my (hommie, cous, bro, familia, my chick, my ride)and I am gonna give you an olay slappin' if you keep it up!
by Inuit July 15, 2006
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Hans olai is always very short. He has no friends and he is no good norsk. He always under 1, 5 m 1,5m 1,5m
Look at this guy, he is like 150 cm high. He most be a hans olai
by Hans olai hater May 20, 2020
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A religion, viewed upon by young girls who are obsessed with Olay.
"Hey, Sasha! Guess what."
"What?"
"I just converted to Olayism, at that old church, down by the creek."
"No way, Catherine! I did too!"
"I can't wait for this Sunday, my first official Olayism worship."
"Neither can I! See you there!"
by OlayGirly January 29, 2010
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Very short. Almost under 1 m. He has no friends. 1,5 m 1,5 m 1,5 m
This guy is like 1 m high. He must be Hans olai
by Hans olai hater May 20, 2020
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