Usually happens to a male but sometimes lesbian females when the object of their affection shoots them down with the "lets be friends" line.
"I think Billy's super nice but he's so ugly so I asked him to be friends and he got all offriended and said that sounded way better than having sex".
by the_red_bull March 30, 2010
Someone who sends and accepts friend requests on social networking sites, such as Facebook or Myspace, to and from people they have not met and do not actually know in person. Repeat offrienders, who have no problem flirting with the dangers of the World Wide Web, may further act upon these actions by meeting with said "friend" in person.
Girl: Who's that girl who's all over your wall lately?
Guy: Her? That's Sally.
Girl: Where did you guys meet?
Guy: Uh...we haven't.
Girl: What? You are such an internet offriender!
Guy: Her? That's Sally.
Girl: Where did you guys meet?
Guy: Uh...we haven't.
Girl: What? You are such an internet offriender!
by 42nehcv January 18, 2010
by lindser95 January 17, 2011
even though i didn't like patty in college, i would never offriend her.
i read what charley wrote about me on sue's wall. i was totally offriended.
i read what charley wrote about me on sue's wall. i was totally offriended.
by rossmart February 6, 2009
When you hear someone say something so offensive yet funny that you instantly feel some kind of kinship for the cunt.
Generally driven by a shared sense of dark humor.
Generally driven by a shared sense of dark humor.
guy A: Do you know Shawn?
guy B: Not really. Just met him the once and he has quite the sense of humor.
guy A: Awe, how nice. He offriended you.
guy B: {laughting} Yeah, I'll go drinking with that cunt anytime.
guy B: Not really. Just met him the once and he has quite the sense of humor.
guy A: Awe, how nice. He offriended you.
guy B: {laughting} Yeah, I'll go drinking with that cunt anytime.
by RevDr. Biko June 25, 2020