hop off my shit

Basically when you're doing something and someone is being nosy on what you're doing....you are annoyed them so you tell em straight "hop off my shit"

Person one: *takes the remote and starts hitting it on her head
Person two: "what the heck are you doin?!?!!"
Person one: "none of your bees wax!!! hop off my shit!!! Don't worry about me!!!"

by Karaoke1932 March 17, 2016

off shit

The thing you say when you say oof incorrectly.

off shit... I meant oof.

by . ‍ February 15, 2019

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

the ability to cause a stinch so profuse that the possibility of a buzzard being knocked off a shit wagon is actually thought of

His breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

by JKB March 12, 2004

knock the buzzard off a shit wagon

a phrase used to describe a powerfully awful smell, or a lingering stench of profound funk.

Good God man, that fart could knock the buzzard off a shit wagon. I think I'm going into olfactory shock.

by MicahtheDangerous December 23, 2011

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

something so rank it cannot be described

That kid's b.o. would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

by spandex tubetop December 2, 2003

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

to smell very bad (often with could, or would)

Damn, the smell of that those gym clothes is enough to knock a buzzard off a shit wagon if you'll pardon my language.

by The Return of Light Joker May 22, 2011

Rip your head off and shit down your neck

As can be gathered from the expression, it indicates a state of intense anger and annoyance, so much so that the person making the threat is ready, willing and able to inflict physical pain and degradation upon the person who has annoyed them. While it may not literally result in the removal of the offenders head and defecating into the stump, it will usually result in physical violence and a humbling of the person who caused the offence.
The expression that is believed to have originated with the British Royal Navy. It gradually became used within all branches of the armed forces and later spread to the civilian organisations associated with them before obtaining wider usage.

"Malcolm if you don't fuck off I'm going to rip your head off and shit down your neck!"

by AKACroatalin March 19, 2015