October 22nd

National hold hands with your girlfriend for the first time! I know there are some shy middle schoolers who probably can’t even date yet. This is for you and your future girlfriend.

Jonathan: Hey Alexi...
Alexi: Yea what’s up
Jonathan: It’s October 22nd
Alexi: Oh yea give me your hand

by Slutman69 October 21, 2019

October 22nd

The day where you get to give your crush a kiss!!

I can’t wait to hug my crush today!
It’s October 22nd..you know what that means

by Mynameisjoemama October 19, 2019

October 22nd

October 22nd is Bring Your Blanket to school day!

It's so cold and it's October 22nd, bring your blanket to school Alicia!

by carlazus October 18, 2019

October 22nd

22nd day of October

national fast food day

"Bro, it's October 22nd today, but I have to work out."
"Come on, it's NATIONAL FAST FOOD DAY! Let's go!"
"You know what, whatever let's g."

by GrainManJuice October 22, 2019

October 22nd

International give your best friend a kiss on the fore head day

It’s October 22nd you know what that means

by Depressedegg64 October 19, 2019

October 22nd

It’s national kiss, hug and touch random people day. Go up to random people and be a fucking pervert for 24 hours

Damien: *Kisses Carl*
Carl: Yo what the fuck man!?!
Damien: Wdym? it’s October 22nd remember?
Carl: oh yeah sorry my bad

Damien: no homo tho

by OhairEatsAir October 21, 2019

October 22nd

International “give a lap dance” day.

John: can I get a lap dance?
Katie: no..?
John: but it’s October 22nd!
Katie: oh silly me, sure!

by JoeMamasCumSock October 20, 2019