While receiving a blow job from another man's wife you yell out "its coming" then you fart as loud as possible. When she pulls up you flip her around and shove it in her back door until your penis is covered in shit then you stick it in your brother's mouth and have him suck it clean.
by badboy26 August 18, 2013
Get the Dirty Ochoamug. An Ochoa moment is when your taking a poop and that poop decides to go back in then stop halfway and then breaks In half like the titanic
by Buttmcfart July 28, 2019
Get the Ochoa momentmug. A goalkeeper who only made one good save in the whole world cup but is still looked at by most as "the greatest goalkeeper of all-time" even though he didnt win golden glove
Guy #1: did u see that game?
Guy #2: the game that was 2-0?
Guy #1: ya put that goalkeeper on the losing team was totally Guillermo Ochoa like!
Guy #2: the game that was 2-0?
Guy #1: ya put that goalkeeper on the losing team was totally Guillermo Ochoa like!
by Bea5t July 19, 2014
Get the guillermo ochoamug. If your name is Jose Ochoa then you are most likely balding really bad. Your probably got expelled from 5 schools.
by Young-Gawet November 20, 2019
Get the Jose Ochoamug. A guy that thinks putting urban dictionary name definitions on ur story is wack and says nothing about you as a person lmao
by Jaydawg628 November 8, 2018
Get the Jayden Ochoamug. by Cherry Smoothie November 21, 2021
Get the Sebastian Ochoa definitely loves Alanna Parent moremug. 