While receiving a blow job from another man's wife you yell out "its coming" then you fart as loud as possible. When she pulls up you flip her around and shove it in her back door until your penis is covered in shit then you stick it in your brother's mouth and have him suck it clean.
by badboy26 July 10, 2013
An Ochoa moment is when your taking a poop and that poop decides to go back in then stop halfway and then breaks In half like the titanic
by Buttmcfart July 28, 2019
A goalkeeper who only made one good save in the whole world cup but is still looked at by most as "the greatest goalkeeper of all-time" even though he didnt win golden glove
Guy #1: did u see that game?
Guy #2: the game that was 2-0?
Guy #1: ya put that goalkeeper on the losing team was totally Guillermo Ochoa like!
Guy #2: the game that was 2-0?
Guy #1: ya put that goalkeeper on the losing team was totally Guillermo Ochoa like!
by Bea5t July 19, 2014
A guy that thinks putting urban dictionary name definitions on ur story is wack and says nothing about you as a person lmao
Stop doing these plz- jayden ochoa
by Jaydawg628 November 09, 2018
Sebastian Ochoa definitely loves Alanna Parent more is a fact
by Cherry Smoothie November 21, 2021
If your name is Jose Ochoa then you are most likely balding really bad. Your probably got expelled from 5 schools.
by Young-Gawet November 20, 2019
Someone who doesn’t like being called a rapist. He has some of the biggest and crustiest lips known to mankind. He also hates the Jews and will do anything to prove that he hates them. Brian also talks a lot about cleaning his foreskin, in which he goes step by step when everybody awkwardly stares at him like he has some sort of mental disorder. Brian Ochoa is a good person deep down but has a lot of hate for the world. Hell, he doesn’t even believe in climate change.
by Doctor Sexman November 29, 2019