Crack a nut

The act of cracking a nut

This shit is gonna make me crack a nut so hard

by Smidii January 22, 2018

crack a nut o'clock

when your feeling that sudden need to just crack a nut.

person1: what time is it. person2: IT CRACK A NUT O'CLOCK

by cheesy wet cheese milk May 3, 2023

Crack the Nut

phrase from Bob the used car guy meaning to meet projections

We have to sell more cars this month to Crack the nut

by Bobtheusedcarguy August 22, 2008

Russian Nut Cracker

The brutal act, of being restrained, and having a set of vice grip pliers, clamped to ether testicle at the same time, as a form of torture. Performed by the KGB when exchange of information is absolutely necessary. This will often cause extreme pain, often popped testicles, and leave the victim unable to speak in low baritone voices.

Guy 2: "Dude, Poor Joe."
Guy 3: "What happened to him?"
Guy 2: "He got the Russian Nut Cracker..."

Guy 1: (In a really high voice)"Hi Guys!"

by Sangelo December 16, 2009

Nut Cracker

When you get hit in the your balls so hard that they crack.

If Karam doesn’t stop harassing Dalia she’s going to give him a Nut Cracker

by The_Ulimate_Noob November 12, 2020

nut cracker

Sitting down improperly which causes your sack and legs to fall up strangely. You squish your nut(s) between your two legs to cause a pain like you've never felt before

I sat down too fast and gave myself a nut cracker. It was 2 weeks before I could walk again

by Datheus March 14, 2003

Nut cracker

when you balls get hit so hard it explodes

Person 1: hey you steal my peanut >:(((((
Person 2: no
Person 1: yes you did you peice of shit, *does the nut cracker*
Person 2: AHH WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Person 1: no kid for you :))))))
Person 2: you know what? PROVE IT.
Person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

by Nut in my mouth oh yeah September 5, 2021