Interplanetary Numeric Processor

A machine capable of killing off the population of the entire universe. Don't be worried, it's currently lost in the human mental enterprise.

Racist Jebediah: Holy crap! Hurry and get the interplanetary numeric processor to a safe place before it's too late!

Threst The Robots Bar Code 125279: Don't worry, it's lost forever.....OR IS IT?!

by Threst The Robot June 10, 2009

numeric dyslexia

its when a person reads numbers backward therefore making them suck at math.

teacher: what is 5*5?
boy:52
teacher: r u sure?
boy: i mean 25.
boy 2:dude i think u have numeric dyslexia

by Tha Go Girl December 17, 2008

Numberical

Relating to or expressed as a number or numbers.

"The list of US Presidents should be in numberical order"

by CheeseWhizInMyScrotum April 13, 2023

Numbercomb

A blonde person who makes things on VR

Person1: hello number
Numbercomb: nigg-

by Numbercomb July 5, 2023

Alpha-numeric-symbolicans

Fully encompassing the LGBTQ+ Community. In an effort to be prepared for any additional letters, numbers, or symbols the LGBTQ+ community chooses to add, alpha-numeric-symbolican can cover your ass on the fly if you arent up to date on the newest editions!

'Is that guy queer?'

Answer:

'Nah bro I aint been watching the news, that's one of those alpha-numeric-symbolicans, they keep changing and adding things to their acronym making it virtually impossible for an outsider to keep up! Now we use the all-encompassing precursory word 'Alpha-numeric-symbolicans' it covers anything before they even add it'

by WhiteGirlJ July 11, 2022

Numerical Flange

the difference between numbers, distinctively between chronological numbers and numbers that are close based on the individual numbers.

Numerical Flange is for example; 360 is chronologically one number away from 361, however 360 is also one number away from 260.

by jared robinson February 26, 2008

numberclatt

Used to describe a nerd who loves maths. Not spelt 'numberclatt'

'That dude is such a numberclatt, he got 30/30 on his algebra test.'

by Heidarlong October 21, 2008