Nubcakes

A person who has a bad understanding of how things work.
Someone very nooby.
Someone who is new at something
Someone who can't do anything right

Person 1: Hey you know that new girl Aysha Fiaz? She asked me how to use the pencil sharperner!
Person 2: HAHA WHAT A NUBCAKE!

Person 1: awh man I dont know how to use this program
Person 2: HAHA NUBCAKES!

by sykestiffy December 16, 2008

nubcake

A better variation of "noob" and "nub", as first used in DigitalPh33r's Arby n' the Chief, said by Master Chief to the Arbiter.

Hey nubcake, I just totally pwned you.

by hhcash June 15, 2008

nubcake

one who sucks horribly at all and every thing ever invented... worse than a noob

you suck you fucking nubcake, you cant do anything for shit!

by agra_unknown August 28, 2008

nubcake

A person who fails constantly at doing things and is obese.

You're a nub and you look like a cake with all that fat. Therefore, you're a nubcake.

Nicole is a nubcake because she is unable to fit through the door and tie her shoelaces.

by Turd much? March 06, 2009

Nubcake

Noun - when someone things that they can eat noobs for breakfast, but in fact it is the other way around.

wow that guy online thought he could own me but he is a total nubcake

by Naughty Papasmurf February 07, 2008

Nubcakes

Someone who is a nub at stuff.
Who doesn't know anything, or is new to it.

AYSHA FIAZ IS A NUBCAKES cos she doesnt knwo how to use a calculator :)

by sykestiffy December 14, 2008

nubcake

Commonly term used in RuneScape name which means "nub" derivation of "noob" (new player) or someone who doesn't have any experience.

Wilddragon_0 is a nubcake, he gets owned alot.

by thekru August 05, 2008