john nolan

he might be a sexbot
but he's a hot sexbot

john nolan is a sexbot

by rubyroobs July 10, 2009

Nolan Loss

A borderline autistic kid who fights vegetables and claims he can bench 500lbs and think he can play in the NFL.

Nolan Loss is retarded.

by Nigkiller35 October 2, 2019

Nolaning

The art of using a plastic carrier bag as a contraceptive.

Guy 1: So I was totally ready to bang this hot chick with an amazing poon, when I realised I was fresh out of condoms from camping last week.
Guy 2: Damn, did you do it bareback?
Guy 1: Hell no! I had a carrier bag in my pocket though, slipped that on and did a bit of nolaning. Caught my salad cream like turtle in a net!

by The Janmeister October 22, 2013

nolanitis

A deadly disease that results in severe itching between the upper thighs and makes you make a lot of cringey fortnite references. It also makes certain body parts balloon 3x the regular size.

nolanitis is a very serious disease and has killed many victims gruesomely. This is often associated with ligma balls and balanitis.

people who have the disease become stupid dicks and say 21 repeatedly.

Tyler : wtf he has nolanitis

Me: oof o god

by findthecure21 March 21, 2019

Christopher Nolan

To revive a dead or dying franchise with dark and moody epicness.

Are they really rebooting Spider-Man.

Yeah, apparently they're gonna' try and Christopher Nolan it.

by J.N. Growling June 20, 2010

Mike Nolan

To be a council man today and a sick cunt tomorrow.

You hear about that council man?
Yeah he'll be a mike nolan tomorrow.

by jsksh November 1, 2016

Nolan Westlake

The most homielicious homie a guy could ask for. Is always mega cute.

Hey look! That cutie right there is Nolan Westlake, the most homielicious homie out there!

by Scott Crem November 28, 2018