No Nut November Poem

It’s October 31, the cum is protruding

The darkness of No Nut November is blooming

I go to the bathroom, for one last time

Before I am tortured, and lose my mind

I lock the door, and go on Incognito

And watch a girl fuck herself with a Cheeto

I may go crazy, even insane

But No Nut November isn’t a game

I accept the challenge with open arms

And stop watching the videos — all rated R

‘Tis the last day of this terrible month

The torture and pain was all too much

As November fleats, you bast believe,

When December comes, I’ll be beating my meat

Dude 1:Hey bro did you see the No Nut November Poem
Dude 2: I failed ill take a look tho

by Reno Bumsnot November 19, 2018

November 9

National sleep day

stranger: ‘hey do you wanna go out for lunch on November 9th?’
You: ‘sorry I can’t it’s national sleep day that day so there is no way I’m leaving my bed bye’

by Hdjdhwugg November 2, 2019

Non Stop Nut November

An alternative Challenge for those who can't handle No Nut November. A Man must ejaculate at least 3 times a day aka bust a nut for the whole month of November.

Logan: Hey man did you try no nut November?
Paul: Nah man its Non Stop Nut November
Logan: It's okay I failed it anyway

by Wordwizz November 2, 2018

6th November

The day you get to slap the living fuck outta your mates.

Guy 1: yo it’s 6th November!
Guy 2: ffs
Guy 3: oh no

by Smartass24 October 27, 2020

November 8

national kiss your crush day

November 8th is a great day.

by greatlover1234 October 30, 2019

November 6

National Yeet your friends across the room day

I am going to yeet him on November 6

by Jomamas November 2, 2019

november 13

This is when you can look for the gummy bear album.

"Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13"

by cuisses de grenouille May 24, 2020