November 1st 

November 1st is hit your shortest friend in the penis day.

Tall Friend: "It's November 1st! You know what that means!
Short Friend: "Oh god.."

November 1st by thundercat07 October 29, 2019

November 1st 

Mariah Carey defrosts, be prepared

“What day is it”
“It’s November 1st”
“Oh no, Mariah Carey is gonna defrost”
“What”

November 1st by ashton.exe November 5, 2021

November 1st 

National 5 star ur best friend day, because sometimes they deserve it.

Me- Hey it’s November 1st you know what that means

Best Friends- What?
Me- *slap*
Best Friend- “Holy Shit Ouch”

November 1st by bish12345 November 1, 2019

November 1st 

Today will be National Hug Your Pillow And Pretend It’s Your Crush Day! We know, we all are lonely right now.

“Do you know what day it is?”
‘Of course, it’s November 1st!’
“Well it’s also National hug your pillow day and pretend its your crush!”
‘Oh, okay person who simps over fictional characters.’
“Whatever! Can’t wait to cry while hugging the pillow thinking of them.”

November 1st by saiharachan November 1, 2020

november 1st 

the day where a bunch of annoying white bitches start playing christmas music

november 1st is lowkey the worst day of november

november 1st by maddymae11 October 17, 2019

November 1st 

today is the day where you can slap you’re crush’s ass and not get charges pressed upon you!

hey chad! it’s November 1st go slap his ass since you like him. ( chad is gay which is supported also on this day)

November 1st by ryan rodriguez October 31, 2019

November 1st 

Boys today is the day you show your girl off on Snapchat weather it be goofy or sweet show them some love

Cameron: Bro it’s November 1st you know what that means

Zach: shit I gotta right a paragraph

November 1st by Ghey chick reee October 31, 2019