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It's not always about sex

Something women say when they know you're not their sexual preference or when you're not good in bed
1. Everything that comes out your mouth is always sexual. Chill out bro, I get that you like me but It's not always about sex

2. We can sleep together without u wanting to fuck me every night. It's not always about sex, there's more to a relationship
by J91GMaine April 24, 2023
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At least I'm not into anal sex

A statement of truth which asserts that nothing (vis-à-vis kinks & fetishes) is objectively weirder or repulsive than anal sex.
Imogen: You like to fuck the windshield screen of your car??? That's fking weird bro...
Sans: Chillll girl, at least I'm not into anal sex!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 27, 2021
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Things NOT to say during sex

Girl: -Fuck me you white piece of shit
-Aw, it's cute
-...is it on backwards?
-Where's the tv remote?
-Did you start yet?
-I like your ceiling
-You might want to get checked out after this
-I want a baby

Guy: -Aw I hate tuna...
-Here's the condom I said I would use
-What is THAT?
-Maybe we should have kept the lights off...
-FUCK SHIT TITS
-Come on... Those HAVE to be plastic
There are just some things NOT to say during sex...
by PlanX December 5, 2010
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Not Sexy Ricky

Eww...it's Not Sexy Ricky!
by JTS2 March 2, 2020
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Is there anything on urban dictionary that is not sexual.

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Man 1: Did you bang her?

Man 2: Is there anything on urban dictionary that is not sexual.
by Colorburst June 26, 2010
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That's Not Sexy

Something One Types into Google and presses I'm Feeling Lucky to see some pictures. Advised By ImageChan after page 13 which states "go ahead see what happens and you'll thank me later". Don't go if you value your eyesight.
"Hey Type In 'That's not sexy" in google and press I'm feeling Lucky you'll thank me later"
"Ok lets see...OH GOD MY EYES!"
by One Who Lost His Eyes March 25, 2010
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I did not have sexual relations with that woman

The biggest lie in modern history. Said by one of the most noteworthy presidents of the 20th century, yes folks William Clinton himself.
America: Did u hit that yet Bill?
Bill: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
America: Oh...
by William Shakespear XVII June 3, 2009
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