"Northampton" is a severe insult that can cause major laughs.
Derived from the famous "Battle of Exposure", the name 'Northampton' is known throughout the EAS community is a cursed word and is only to be spoken about under past circumstances.
"Battle of Exposure" was started by a girl called Windsor, who was sick and tired of her rival, Northampton, using her.
Windsor ended up winning the battle and Northampton being banished.
Derived from the famous "Battle of Exposure", the name 'Northampton' is known throughout the EAS community is a cursed word and is only to be spoken about under past circumstances.
"Battle of Exposure" was started by a girl called Windsor, who was sick and tired of her rival, Northampton, using her.
Windsor ended up winning the battle and Northampton being banished.
"Oh my God, you are such a bloody Northampton."
Did you hear about Northampton? He got banned from mainstream servers!
Did you hear about Northampton? He got banned from mainstream servers!
by not an agnothbg November 18, 2019
that one town in PA that looks okay when you look at it from a distance, but the second you're in it, whew boy. all of the girls are nuts, all of the kids that seemed really bubbly in elementary school are probably doing drugs now, all the restaurants are trash, etc etc. all the old white people stare you down, and probably the only good things about this town are Santa Fe Taco and the Roxy. oh and also they're tryna bring gangs back so that's fun.
by yourlocall3sbian July 08, 2019
A cool town in western Mass, Comprised mostly of hippy's, Gays, Lesbians, and people with fohawks. Northampton is Liberal beside the right wingers that nobody can understand why the F*** they live there. Also Dubbed "Lesboville" and "hippiville. It is also one of the top places to retire in the USA.
by jjcool4848 April 30, 2009
its a place
in england
with lots of scenies
its well fun
ahahahaahahaha
better than your skankooo town
bitch
in england
with lots of scenies
its well fun
ahahahaahahaha
better than your skankooo town
bitch
by hannah(broth) & connie(led) September 30, 2006
classy town in Pennsylvania. Everything need living in the town is located in it. They're high school is enriching, thee best thing for a school. A hearty town. Nice people, refuses to be trampled on by the 70's movement. Very articulate, strengthening, pretty, vivacious and moving. Can do attitude.
Northampton is where it's at. What you be?
I went to swim in Northampton and made out with a model living there.
I went to swim in Northampton and made out with a model living there.
by footsteps July 22, 2009
A mysterious clown that has been giving residents in Princess Diana's home county of Northamptonshire the heebie-jeebies. Showing up at random places at random times in complete scary clown outfit, it is a mystery who, why, or where this clown comes from.
Is it the ghost of ClownDotPy?
Is it the ghost of ClownDotPy?
by clownsec December 07, 2013
The Northampton Nasty is a expert level form of exhibitionism, that should only be performed by experienced exhibitionists. To do the Northampton Nasty you must have 3 grams of meth/crack, 1 XXL condom and copious amounts of silicone based anal lube.
First you must smoke the meth/crack as fast as you can. Then you must put the condom on your hand and cover it with copious amounts of anal lube. You then insert the hand in your anus as far as you can and jerk off with the other. Once you ejaculate congratulations, you just performed A Northampton Nasty.
The Northampton Nasty is best performed in a public setting.
First you must smoke the meth/crack as fast as you can. Then you must put the condom on your hand and cover it with copious amounts of anal lube. You then insert the hand in your anus as far as you can and jerk off with the other. Once you ejaculate congratulations, you just performed A Northampton Nasty.
The Northampton Nasty is best performed in a public setting.
Hey, did you hear joe got kicked out of his mom’s house and the cops caught him down by the river giving himself the Northampton Nasty!
Darn, i need one more gram of meth till i can go to the park and give myself a Northampton Nasty.
Screw you dad! Go give yourself a Northampton Nasty!
I bet if i record myself doing the Northampton Nasty Cindy will ask me to the dance.
Grammy still won’t look at me since she saw me doing the Northampton Nasty in the bathroom.
Joe truth or dare? Dare, i dare you to do the Northampton Nasty in canal street park in the middle of the day.
Wow! That cop that arrested joe for doing the Northampton Nasty in the park has nice arms!
Darn, i need one more gram of meth till i can go to the park and give myself a Northampton Nasty.
Screw you dad! Go give yourself a Northampton Nasty!
I bet if i record myself doing the Northampton Nasty Cindy will ask me to the dance.
Grammy still won’t look at me since she saw me doing the Northampton Nasty in the bathroom.
Joe truth or dare? Dare, i dare you to do the Northampton Nasty in canal street park in the middle of the day.
Wow! That cop that arrested joe for doing the Northampton Nasty in the park has nice arms!
by Skankhunt90 September 19, 2019