Nooche

The red, Itchy rash that appears upon one's genetalia when one masterbates excessively.

"These boxors are agitating my nooche."
"aw, Man, I jerked off for 20 hours straight and nooche is klling me"
"You are a nooche licker"

by BCheli October 12, 2008

Notcher

The anatomical area that is not yet balls, and not yet arse.
AKA Perineum or barse.

I was fell astride a wooden fence, doing serious damage to my notcher.

by Mayo Paddy Whack December 7, 2020

belt notcher

A defecation, so grand and voluminous, that it requires you to adjust your belt one notch down.

Mike: I just dropped a real belt notcher. I now feel a deep emptiness inside me.
Mary: I know what you mean. I also feel empty inside.

by MBison October 25, 2017

hob notcher

a guys small penis wretched into a ball

he’s got a hob notcher

by gabigail April 20, 2021

notcher

Not your ass and not your dick. The flap of skin between your anus and ballsack.

I let her suck my dick, my balls and my notcher, but I don't go for ass licking.

by Gibson June 22, 2003

noocharelli

One who nooches see nooch. One who eats nooch.

I like the taste of nooch, I am a noocharelli.

by bleeg noocharelli March 5, 2008

Noosher

A noosher is when someone is or has ever been overly proper, in a self serving, narcissistic fashion. They tend to think they know the who'se who of society & the whats what of the pop culture and will use any opportunity to name drop. But Noosher's are never original, Nor do they have a sense of social boundaries. They spew their regurgitated versions of stories you've probably already heard and demand you sit there staring at the noosh expression upon their face. A noosher is a person ignorant of the dreadful sighs drawn from the people amongst them as they enter a social setting. Nooshers are fun suckers, overly brash and loud at in-opportune moments. Most people would rather nail their dick to a wall than spend 5 minutes listening to a noosher talk about the time they met the duke at his nephews cricket game.

Paul is being such a noosher right now, that cheeky cunt. I swear on me mum, ill hook him right in the gabber. get rkt m8.

by Pish posh piss off July 28, 2016