Nonce

1.) Slang term for a person who has committed crimes of a sexual nature, particularly pedophilia, esp. in the United Kingdom. Comes from the acronym used in prisons to describe said individuals: Not On Normal Communal Exercise. Also used occasionally as a general insult, regardless of the tendencies of the person to whom the word is applied.

2). Also, somewhat obscurely, a term meaning 'the present or particular occasion.'

1). 'Ere, this nonce pedobear is in for right ear-boxing if 'e don't stay away from the main prison population.

-or-

Ay, mate, what say you lend a chap 5 quid, eh? No? Oh, what a right nonce you are!

2). I say old chap, it appears that I have been incarcerated because pedophilia is rather illegal for the nonce. Fortunately for sexual deviants, the legislation is becoming more and more lenient as time goes by in good old Great Britain.

by YellowBanshee August 04, 2007

noncing

Used to describe an activity which involves one person looking to have relations (sexual or intimate) with a minor.
Originates from the word nonce meaning pervert

"He was pure noncing over her the other night"

by duff13 May 08, 2008

Nonce

A Pedo

Big Srroking Facking Nonce

by Best Roadman In The World February 28, 2017

Nonce

Connor Binnington...

Jack said "GO PLAY HOPSCOTCH ON THE RAILWAY CONNOR BINNINGTON, YOU STUPID NONCE!!"

by 32hggggggtg fggiugiursfgufuygg March 13, 2017

Nonce

Stephen tries

Guy 1 -“she looks fit”
Guy 2- “she looks 15”
Guy 1- “you think?”
Guy 2-“fuck me who are you? Stephen tries? You nonce!”

by Someone0187 December 29, 2018

noncing

What Prince Andrew does on a Friday night

Jeffrey: Hey Andrew, want to go out noncing with me and Ghislaine?
Prince Andrew: Well, I was going to go to Pizza Express in Woking, but sure, why the heck not.

by Fu[n]k My Life November 23, 2019

nonce

Although this officially means paedophile, this word is often used to mean stupid.

'You thought that Hollywood was in Canada?! You fucking nonce!'

by N.B September 08, 2005