Nommer

nom·mer; \ˈna-mər\ noun; (Internet English, nom; from onomatopoeia, omnom)

1 a: the evening meal especially when breakfast is taken at midday
b: a social affair featuring ones fellow geeks; especially : an evening social including beer and pizza
2: the food served as a nom
3: a contraction of "nom her" indicating the performance of oral sex on a female companion

"Let's all get together for nommer at my place."

"Dude, how was your date last night with Stacy?"
"Nommer."

by happylittlejen January 26, 2009

Nommery

The act of nomming or eating. A nommery is also known as a place to nom or eat.

"Let's go to the nommery and get a sandwich." "You are such a nommery, mmmmmmm."

by ArielBearial September 5, 2012

cock-nommer

Variation of cocksucker; one who enthusiastically bobs the knob. Derived from the word nom of Lolcats fame.

She's such a cock-nommer.

You cock-nomming slut!

by Your midget clone November 13, 2009

Nommers

Derived from the phrase "nOmnOmNom." The word used when something edible is really tasty and awesome.

Dude, this philly cheese steak sandwich is nommers man.

by sbeezylove March 22, 2011

Jeffrey Dahmer the People Nommer

A nickname given to the infamous serial killer, Jeffrey Dahmer. You know, the one that ate parts of his victims. The gay one, yeah!

Alrighty Kids, it's time for!
COOKING LESSONS WITH JEFFREY DAHMER THE PEOPLE NOMMER!

by WTMS369 December 5, 2020

Nomed

A young makeup artist and aspiring photographer from New England who keeps many strange pets such as snakes.

Catharine Joy's cat Pretty Girl dispises Nomed, but secretly wants him in the passion of the christ shit.

by Pretty Girl the cat February 24, 2008

nomeD

Demon backwards? Wait no... I'm sorry. It's what you find inbetween that crevice that nobody likes to look at while you squat. Yes, I mean you granny.

"Dear lord, all the nomeDs of hell are at a roa- squat."

by Fnar June 21, 2004