steamed nog

Getting a blowjob in a sauna.

I built my house with a sauna in it so I could enjoy a steamed nog at home.

by hoho_holidays November 30, 2016

Sloppy Nog

The Sloppy Nog:

Best done in the “style of the dog”, this finishing move requires some quick timing and careful aim.

First, build up a full head of steam, and just when you are about to nut, pull out and unload upon your partner within a concentrated area. Now, and this is the most important part, while still in the throes of passion, sprinkle some nutmeg over the affected area and wish your partner some good holiday cheer!

This move works great for the novice or the experienced and can be performed upon the partner of your choice.

Also, be sure to only use freshly grated nutmeg. Show some fucking class. It’ll taste better and your partner is worth it.

John: Did you and Lisa have a good night?

Tom: Sure did! And in honor of the holiday season I finished her off with a Sloppy Nog!

John: Oh that’s great! I’m really happy for you two... wait... did you use fresh nutmeg?

Tom: Of course! Dude! I RESPECT her.

by Lord Balthazar the Third December 13, 2018

snig-snog with my nig-nog

having a sniggle (cigarette) with a friend.

"Man, work sucked balls today. I could really go for a snig-snog with my nig-nog."

by Don Perrion June 29, 2009

space nog

The worst kind of nignog

My friends got in a fight last Friday with a couple space nogs. They whooped em pretty bad.

by rylo the f--k December 1, 2009

spic nog

What spics drink at christmas.

Add some more chili pepper to our spic nog esay!

by Nignog3343 April 20, 2018

satans egg nog

A funny way of saying semen.

Don't be afraid to pour satans egg nog over her face.

by DeenMachine December 25, 2006

Sloppy Nog

One receiving fellatio from another person who has eggnog in their mouth.

Brah. She gave me the hottest sloppy nog.

by Sloppy nog December 13, 2018