An idiot, a retard, a moron. Basically a contemptible person. Less common spelling of 'knobhead'.
Sometimes they are found in teams or groups. They drink, tell jokes about retards, and go off to random people and give them random hallow threats. People who are nobheads often call other people nobheads. :P
Nobhead is a word for men; by MEN! Men who remember freedom! Before seat belts and helmets and condoms! When you could drive drunk, and feel up young girls, and sing along to rock power ballads, and smoke in bars, and get in fights! And wake up in a pile of your own vomit with your eyebrows shaved off!
Sometimes they are found in teams or groups. They drink, tell jokes about retards, and go off to random people and give them random hallow threats. People who are nobheads often call other people nobheads. :P
Nobhead is a word for men; by MEN! Men who remember freedom! Before seat belts and helmets and condoms! When you could drive drunk, and feel up young girls, and sing along to rock power ballads, and smoke in bars, and get in fights! And wake up in a pile of your own vomit with your eyebrows shaved off!
A nobhead and a kid wearing a cap confront each other.
Nobhead: "I hate cap wearnin' pricks"
Cap Kid stays silent but gets angry and so he decides to fight the Nobhead.
Nobhead defeats the Cap kid.
Bystander 1: "WTF is this shite?"
Bystander 2: "This is nothing, just a couple of nobheads beating each other off... Just the usual."
Nobhead: "I hate cap wearnin' pricks"
Cap Kid stays silent but gets angry and so he decides to fight the Nobhead.
Nobhead defeats the Cap kid.
Bystander 1: "WTF is this shite?"
Bystander 2: "This is nothing, just a couple of nobheads beating each other off... Just the usual."
by Notorious N.O.B. August 08, 2013
A knobhead on wheels, is the kind of person, who drives round areas, usually with passengers. There are two types of nobhead on wheels. The conservative nobhead- This is the person who drives with 1 male passenger in the front, who usually, has his window down, and a tab out the window, and casually yells fuck off at people he passes. The semi-conservative nobhead- is the person who usually has a bunch of fat sluts, in the back, and a mate in the front. These drivers are usually on their way for a gangbang. The driver beeps their horn, and the sluts stick up fingers out of the back windows.
by Gaz April 08, 2005
When you see a car coming they stop and for you to look like a okay guy you put your hand up to thank them and jog at the same walking speed.
by BiGBoobTange June 11, 2018
by manky November 08, 2003
A trend first noted in Australian girls and Australian backpackers around the world where by the hair is curled into a "scruffy bun" and perched on the very top of the head so it can be seen from all angles. Its main purpose is thought to be to keep their hair out of their face and off their neck.
"Wow, that girl is sporting a cracking Aussie Nobhead today! Must be really keeping her hair out of the way!"
"Hmm. That girl's got a massive Nobhead"
"Hmm. That girl's got a massive Nobhead"
by Enlightened Traveller November 30, 2011
A phrase to describe a lazy teacher who doesn't actually teach their class! An Uncle Nobhead loves a good tommy tank whilst playing angry birds.
by GeographyRot September 20, 2010
by mak1n December 30, 2021