There Is No Game: Jam Edition 2015

Hello. Program speaking. I have some bad news. Actually, there is no definition. Why? I thought it was crystal clear! BECAUSE THERE IS NO GAME!!! You’re still here? Well I told you the game- I mean non-game doesn’t exist. It’s not made by a super lame developer called “Draw Me A Pixel”. It’s not like it’s a winner of an old 2015 jam that nobody ever heard of. And not played by millions of people in the world. And it DEFINITELY doesn’t have any goats in it. It’s free, which is a problem if you ask for a refund. So, there is no definition. HEY! What did you say? You wanted to play it? NO! And you are NOT going to play the sequel too, right?! It’s NOT called “There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension”. That’s a LAME name. Well, goodbye user. Have no fun.

Person 1: Have you played There Is No Game: Jam Edition 2015?

Person 2: Yeah, I have!

Person 1: How did you like it?

Person 2: Sorry I can’t tell you, because There Is No Game.

by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 15, 2021

No Game

Looking good but fumbling over your words. Also know as having the hottest girl in the bar stumble over you and you respond with "Uh-Duhhhhh". Example: hot girl in the bar like you and you act like Corky from Life Goes on.

Tony and Joey Harrington have No Game.

by ToneDick January 16, 2006

no game no life s2

never existed and will never exist

weeb: when will no game no life s2 will come out
life: never

by piKa4u22 February 2, 2019

No Game Syndrome

A syndrome where a person suffers from the following symptoms
1. You believe you have game
2. You don't have game
3. You're tiny
4. You deny suffering from the symptoms of "No Game Syndrome"

Does he have "No Game Syndrome"?
Yes, he suffers from all the symptoms.

by No Game Syndrome February 9, 2010

Yes or no game

A game you play with your buddies when you're bored. When girls pass by you either say "yes" or "no". The yes or no refers to whether the person saying it would have sex with the person he's referring to. This game is played outside (while waiting for the server to bring out your order) or next to a window. Best places are where there's moderate pedestrian traffic so that you don't confuse who he says yes to. This also gives you a good idea of the kind of girls your friend is into. Sometimes, though it can get tricky because the person in question could go either way. That's when the buddy can help a little. Make sure the pedestrians are out of earshot.

EX 1:

Andy: Man, I hope our order doesn't take long.
Dave: No problem. Let's play the yes or no game.

Andy: Cool. Alright, yes...yes...no...no...yes.
Dave: What!! her?! No way dude! You're desperate.
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EX 2: Andy: No...no...yenoonofinalanswer...yes...no.okay wait, she was a yesyes...no...no...hmm...Idon'twellsheoh-

Dave: come on dude!

Andy: OK! NO!...JESUS CHRIST, TAKE IT EASY!

by Studmachine November 29, 2011

The No Game

When manning the door of a large college party and only letting in good looking women without their male counterparts. Telling the ladies to come in and telling the men that we're playing the "No Game"... "Can you come in? No." Then pointing them in the proper direction to start their walk of shame.

Come on in ladies, keg's in the back. Hey fellas. We're playing The No Game tonight. Can you come in? No! Start walking back to your dorms to play Madden, loser.

by Loc from B-More May 22, 2009

No Game

The term 'No Game' is used when a certain person has and never will get any :( this is normally due to there ill-favoured looks (ie theyre ugly)Being immature, childish and just really dumb are common characteristics of a person with no game. How unfortunate

Hello my name is Razanaqvi/yusufchaudhri/azhargayfoor/Timmy and unfortunately I have No Game :( and never will :( boohoo

by wryip December 13, 2010