NMP Parenting

Not My Problem Parenting... a style of parenting where parents utilize natural consequences for children regarding their actions. Especially useful in parenting school age children who forget their lunch, forget to wear a coat or had detention because they didn't do their homework.

A very effective parenting style that can result in children taking more ownership of their actions and develops independence and self responsibility.

Teacher to parent: "Mrs. G, your son Eli has forgotten his homework folder three weeks in a row, and now he's going to lose his recess for a week."
Parent: "Sounds good to me. NMP. I did my homework. I have a good job. I get to chit chat with my friends at work at the water cooler. Sorry Eli, next time don't forget your homework folder. Not My Problem. NMP Parenting works!"
Child: "Waaaaa... I want my Mommy to rescue me. Oh well, I hate losing my recess so you know I'm not forgetting my folder EVER again!"

by Funny Moms August 11, 2014

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TBSS NMP

Too bad so sad, not my problem

*commonly used to show that you just don't give a fuck

Girl 1: omg...he just dumped me
Girl 2: uhhh tbss nmp. i dont rele care....

by lizbrez March 22, 2009

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NMP Field

When Something has an NMP Field around it, it simply means 'Not My Problem' (adapted from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Series)

ex. Jimmy: My car got impounded because I had invalid plates on it and got pulled over.
This problem has an NMP field around it to most people except Jimmy.

by Tom Holbrook July 30, 2008

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nmp

no more pain

"zet mn pet schuin nmp"

by drain4ever January 26, 2020

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nmp

No More Pain. You say nmp when something hurst and you want to get over it. Other people can also say nmp to make you feel better. People who always say nmp and are called demon semon's.

Boy 1: ''My girlfriend broke up yesterday'.'
Boy 2: ''Nmp."

by whitehorses1999 June 30, 2019

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