blowing it at the worst possible time. messing up in the least expected way when everything else is perfect. picture a ninja on a mission. climbing buildings, jumping roofs, tiptoeing here and there. and just as he's right above some enemy samurai or something, at the most crucial time, the ninja rips a loud squeaky fart. buweeet!!!
i finally got alone with that chick ive had my eye on, but i proceeded to rip a ninja fart when i talked to the fifty year old prostitute instead.
by deezo May 09, 2005
To fart without hearing or feeling it. Often occurs when the person needs to use the bathroom to take a #2.
by Vandalier January 16, 2012
One who covers their nose with the collar of their shirt to avoid the odor of a heinous fart, thus resembling a ninja.
by Dave Beyer June 05, 2006