Facts (100% True):
-It only takes 1 ninja to screw 1,000,000,000,000 lightbulbs. and a similar amount of girls
-you can't see a ninja until it's too late
-ninjas can tell if a movie is good by looking at the cover
-The n word was a mispronunciation of ninja
-ninjas can beat mimes in the silence game
-a ninja always wins, otherwise they are not ninja
-ninjas don't touch the ground because it is afraid of ninjas
-infinity is just another term ninjas use to count their kills
-ninjas don't wear clothes, that is just their natural camoflauge
-ninja is the explanation for everything
-ninjas can swim on land
-It only takes 1 ninja to screw 1,000,000,000,000 lightbulbs. and a similar amount of girls
-you can't see a ninja until it's too late
-ninjas can tell if a movie is good by looking at the cover
-The n word was a mispronunciation of ninja
-ninjas can beat mimes in the silence game
-a ninja always wins, otherwise they are not ninja
-ninjas don't touch the ground because it is afraid of ninjas
-infinity is just another term ninjas use to count their kills
-ninjas don't wear clothes, that is just their natural camoflauge
-ninja is the explanation for everything
-ninjas can swim on land
by ~MR.D~ January 12, 2011
Due to the fact we could not find any ninjas, we can not define them. We hope our apology is accepted. (But not by ninjas, for they never forgive, and they NEVER forget.)
by IfITellTheNinjasWillKillMe November 30, 2009
1.) verb: to take something that rightfully belongs to someone else, mostly in MMORPGs, such as wow; to steal
2.) noun: a player who practices ninja-ing against other players.
2.) noun: a player who practices ninja-ing against other players.
1.) "That jerk ninja'd the Assassination Blade, even though I won the roll!"
2.) "Don't group with that guy, he's a ninja looter!"
2.) "Don't group with that guy, he's a ninja looter!"
by Beleynn September 13, 2005
a free runner who is so sick he could just be a descendent of a ninja,
a person who is amazing and sneaks outa no where
the guy who always wins in hide and seek
but is never found
a person who is amazing and sneaks outa no where
the guy who always wins in hide and seek
but is never found
DUUUDE did u just see that guy, i swear to god hes a frikin ninja
dude i hate john he always wins hide and seek AND HE DOESNT EVEN COME OUT WHEN WE YELL GAMES OVER
damn that guys so ninja he drinks salt
outa a sippy cup
dude i hate john he always wins hide and seek AND HE DOESNT EVEN COME OUT WHEN WE YELL GAMES OVER
damn that guys so ninja he drinks salt
outa a sippy cup
by KIZzla February 20, 2009
by Joshua H May 26, 2006
v. the act of stealing, swooping, or snaking something. usually the person who has been ninja'd upon does not realize it for a little while, and then they are mad when they find out that something of theirs has been ninja'd.
by CPepe September 21, 2005
To insidiously and calculatedly disseminate massive quantities of misinformation in order to completely obscure and divert attention from the real meaning of something nefarious.
Hack.
Hack.
The real ninjas ninja'd the popular websites and online dictionaries with bogus information about ninjas. By doing this, they diverted attention from the cryptic underground hacking book about ninjas entitled "Real Ultimate Power."
by ham-man July 11, 2008